Firecracker Hippo

Red Maeng Da + Red Sumatra + White Malay Kratom

4.4(34 Reviews)

$24.49

$34.99

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Size: 4oz (112g)

4oz (112g)

$24.49

$34.99

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Description

Buy Blended Maeng Da, Sumatra, and Malay Kratom Here!

Small Batch, Limited Edition Kratom Blend

Firecracker Hippo is a 3-strain blend that consists of Thunder Hippo (White Malay), Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da), and Magic Hippo (Red Sumatra).

This blend has a fun vibe!

It's a good one to prepare for social events because the boost in Energy and Social Enthusiasm will make you feel like the life of the party 🎉

It also has an essence of mild Relaxation from Magic Hippo (Red Sumatra) that can help reduce feelings of overwhelm, making you feel more attentive and at ease in social settings.

If you remember our previous Independence Day blend "Explosive Hippo" - this one resonates similarly but with an extra KICK of Energy/Confidence from the addition of Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da).

Have a safe and HAPPY Independence Day!

What Are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?

Fast = Energy/Motivation
Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
Slow = Relaxation/Comfort

KEEP IT FRESH

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

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Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Use, which includes mandatory arbitration.

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

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Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom Effects

Happy Mind

Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.

Productivity

Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.

Clean Energy

An excellent strain for anyone who appreciates feeling Energized and Motivated to conquer the day!