Reverse Hippo
Green Maeng Da, Red Bali, White Malay Kratom Blend
Reverse Hippo
NEW Limited Edition April Fools Day Kratom Blend
Blend =
40% White Malay
30% Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo)
30% Red Bali
What happens when everything you think you know gets flipped upside down?
You get Reverse Hippo.
This mischievous April Fools’ blend was crafted for those who like a little chaos (the good kind 😏).
By combining 40% White Malay, 30% Hyper Hippo, and 30% Red Bali, we created a perfectly unbalanced blend. It's a blend that keeps you guessing in the best way.
You might feel:
- A bright, uplifting boost of energy to kick things off
- A clear, focused mindset that keeps you dialed in
- A smooth wave of relaxation that sneaks in right when you need it
What are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?
- Fast = Energy/Motivation
- Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
- Slow = Relaxation/Comfort
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient, USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
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Kratom Effects
Productivity
Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.
Joyful Spirit
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.
Discomfort Relief
Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.