Employee Favorites Kratom Strain Bundle!
NOTE: PRODUCTS IN THIS BUNDLE ARE UPDATED EVERY FEW MONTHS.
Learn about the Hippo Staff's all-time favorite strains. š
Every few months, we ask one of our amazing employees about their Top 6 favorite Kratom products - the ones they can't live without - and put them together in a special bundle!
Our Featured Employee is...
Almir Hippo - Fulfillment AssociateĀ
- 1oz Jolly Green Hippo (Green Sunda) [FAST]
- 1oz Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da) [FAST]
- 1oz Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da) [FAST]
- 60mg Glazed Donut Kratom Extract Shot
- Lime Margarita Kratom Extract Taffy
- 50mg Blue Razzle Kratom Energy Shot
- 1 Gram Measuring Scoop
Learn more about Almir's Kratom journey and why he loves these strains...
1. How long have you been taking Kratom?
"About 2.5 years."
2. What effects are you looking for?
"I look for a feeling of relaxation and joyfulness to help me focus and ease my uneasiness."
3. What advice would you give someone new to Kratom?Ā
"Start with a safe amount.Ā Don't take more than you can handle and have a small meal before you increase your serving size." -Almir Hippo
Keep it Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
- Return Anything You Don't Like
- Silly Fast Shipping
- Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- FREE USPS Priority Shipping Orders $100+
- FREE UPS 2-Day Shipping Orders $125+
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.