Kratom Newbies
Our Message To Newbies
I swear by Kratom. I have used it for nearly 2 decades.
Kratom can be life-changing for a lot of people. That is no exaggeration.
More likely, however, Kratom will simply become a new tool in your arsenal that can give you clean energy, help you focus, support an optimistic mood and relieve physical discomfort.
It’s great stuff.
- Chris (CEO & Founder of Happy Hippo)
What Is Kratom?
Kratom is like CBD... but 10x better.
Kratom (Mitragynva Speciosa) is a cousin of the coffee plant.
Kratom is used to make tea or other beverages and has different effects depending on which strain you take.
The “fast strains” provide clean energy, focus, and motivation.
The “slow strains” are best for relaxation, restful sleep, and combating physical discomfort.
The “moderate strains” provide energy but also encourage the legendary “good mood” without any lazy “couch potato” effect.
Why Use Happy Hippo Instead of CHeaper Kratom?
Not all Kratom is equal. Our stuff works.
ALL Happy Hippo Kratom is…
- Potent, high-quality, and alkaloid-rich
- Packaged in a GMP-compliant manufacturing facility certified by the American Kratom Association
- Pre-sterilized at 180 degrees to kill pathogens
- Carefully lab-tested for heavy metals, salmonella, and E.coli
- Free from pesticides, additives, or inferior botanical fillers
If it doesn’t work (about 10% of people don’t respond to Kratom at all), send us an email and we’ll refund you or give you other strains to try. Up to you.
We genuinely want everyone to give Happy Hippo Kratom a shot. No risk.
Every order is backed by our “Happy Hippo Happiness Guarantee”.
honest expectations
Trial & Error
Figuring out Kratom often requires a period of trial and error.
You probably won't pin down all your favorite strains and ideal serving sizes right away.
It is well worth it though.
Every member of our customer service team uses Happy Hippo Kratom, just email us and we'll get you on the right track.
Newbie Recommendations
potent kratom. consistent batches.
This company and product has been nothing short of life-changing for my wife and I. Truly the Best Kratom we've ever had and the most helpful Kratom-educated staff.
DANI & JOSÉ PERAZA
Boise, ID
Verified Buyer
Hippo is family. Great product, excellent service and always consistent batches. If I ever need anything as far as information on a product or anything at all, they're always there for me.
JIMMY HOTCHKISS
Sedro Woolley, WA
Verified Buyer
... The Hippo honestly ships orders in under 10 minutes if you order during the week. No joke. Must have AI in place or something. LOL.
WALKER ADIANAZA
Eugene, OR
Verified Buyer
... I've seen that some people complain about the prices but you only have to use about *half* the serving size than you would with the other brands you just mentioned. Do the math. It's cheaper bro.
POWEREDBYKRATOM
(Forum Poster)
Verified Buyer
Sometimes you find the perfect fit. My very first Kratom purchase was with Happy Hippo. They shipped my order in less than 5 minutes. I’ve never looked back. The product, customer service, and shipping times are the best.
TONY REDDEN
Arlington, TX
Verified Buyer
On top of having an amazing product and service, Puddles the Hippo makes me happy 😊
ERICA ALEXIS PHIFFER
Gulfport, MI
Verified Buyer
I love Happy Hippo because I'M THE HAPPIEST I HAVE BEEN IN THE LONGEST TIME!!! I'm new to Kratom and every question I have had has been answered with the best knowledge and respect and that counts for a lot.
NIKKI KRON
Stony Point, NC
Verified Buyer
You have faster shipping than Amazon! Customer service has always been top notch. Happy Hippo has a strain for just about everything you could possible need in an herbal alternative.
BRAD M. SWANSON
Lisbon, NY
Verified Buyer
Kratom changed my life 8 years ago and since I found HHH 3 years ago, I know that I can get consistently superior products. I love the descriptions of strains and the weekly specials so that I can try new products at affordable prices. You guys are the best EVER!
TERRY RODGERS
Murrieta, CA
Verified Buyer