Kratom Newbies

Our Message To Newbies

I swear by Kratom. I have used it for nearly 2 decades.

Kratom can be life-changing for a lot of people. That is no exaggeration.

More likely, however, Kratom will simply become a new tool in your arsenal that can give you clean energy, help you focus, support an optimistic mood and relieve physical discomfort.

It’s great stuff.     

- Chris (CEO & Founder of Happy Hippo)     
         

What Is Kratom?

Kratom is like CBD... but 10x better.

Kratom (Mitragynva Speciosa) is a cousin of the coffee plant.

Kratom is used to make tea or other beverages and has different effects depending on which strain you take.

The “fast strains” provide clean energy, focus, and motivation.

The “slow strains” are best for relaxation, restful sleep, and combating physical discomfort.

The “moderate strains” provide energy but also encourage the legendary “good mood” without any lazy “couch potato” effect.

Why Use Happy Hippo Instead of CHeaper Kratom?

Not all Kratom is equal. Our stuff works.

ALL Happy Hippo Kratom is…

- Potent, high-quality, and alkaloid-rich

- Packaged in a GMP-compliant manufacturing facility certified by the American Kratom Association

- Pre-sterilized at 180 degrees to kill pathogens

- Carefully lab-tested for heavy metals, salmonella, and E.coli

- Free from pesticides, additives, or inferior botanical fillers

If it doesn’t work (about 10% of people don’t respond to Kratom at all), send us an email and we’ll refund you or give you other strains to try. Up to you.

We genuinely want everyone to give Happy Hippo Kratom a shot. No risk.

Every order is backed by our “Happy Hippo Happiness Guarantee”.

honest expectations

Trial & Error

Figuring out Kratom often requires a period of trial and error.

You probably won't pin down all your favorite strains and ideal serving sizes right away.

It is well worth it though.

Every member of our customer service team uses Happy Hippo Kratom, just email us and we'll get you on the right track. 

Newbie Recommendations

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Botanical Facts for a one ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 28 to 14 servings per container in a 1oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
Product image of three 1-ounce resealable packets of Happy Hippo Kratom Powders, as well as a 1-gram little pink measuring scoop, and a 5-gram sample packet of Happy Hippo Kratom Powder
Botanical Facts for a one ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 28 to 14 servings per container in a 1oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
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3 Strain "Newbie" Hippo Starter Pack
3 Kratom Strain Starter Pack
Try 3 Strains of Kratom for Beginners
$19.99
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Product image of 5 randomized 6-gram resealable packets of Happy Hippo brand Kratom Powders, as well as a 1-gram little pink measuring scoop.
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5 Strain Sample Pack
5 Kratom Strain Samples
Perfect to Find your Favorite Kratom Strain
$10.00
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Infographic Details for Happy Hippo Green Vein Borneo Kratom Powder. Leaf color: Green Vein. Kratom Strain Origin: Borneo. Kratom Effects resonate with a balanced effects, relaxed body, and calm mentality.
Botanical Facts for a four ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 4oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Green Borneo Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa).
Infographic Details for Happy Hippo Green Vein Borneo Kratom Powder. Leaf color: Green Vein. Kratom Strain Origin: Borneo. Kratom Effects resonate with a balanced effects, relaxed body, and calm mentality.
Botanical Facts for a four ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 4oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
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Happy Hippo I
Super Green Borneo Kratom Powder
Balance between Energy & Relaxation
Moderate
Borneo
Green
$9.99
Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa).
Infographic Details for Happy Hippo Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom Powder. Leaf color: Green Vein. Kratom Strain Origin: Maeng Da. Kratom Effects resonate with Social Energy, Super Energy, and Workout Boost.
Botanical Facts for a four ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 4oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa).
Infographic Details for Happy Hippo Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom Powder. Leaf color: Green Vein. Kratom Strain Origin: Maeng Da. Kratom Effects resonate with Social Energy, Super Energy, and Workout Boost.
Botanical Facts for a four ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 4oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
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Hyper Hippo
Elite Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom Powder
Physical Energy & Mental Motivator
Fast
Maeng Da
Green
$11.99
Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Red Vein Sumatra Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa).
Infographic Details for Happy Hippo Red Vein Sumatra Kratom Powder. Leaf color: Red Vein. Kratom Strain Origin: Sumatra. Kratom Effects resonate with Restful Sleep, Joyful Spirit, and Relief From Physical Discomfort.
Botanical Facts for a four ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 4oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Red Vein Sumatra Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa).
Infographic Details for Happy Hippo Red Vein Sumatra Kratom Powder. Leaf color: Red Vein. Kratom Strain Origin: Sumatra. Kratom Effects resonate with Restful Sleep, Joyful Spirit, and Relief From Physical Discomfort.
Botanical Facts for a four ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 4oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
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Magic Hippo
Elite Red Vein Sumatra Kratom Powder
Magical Mind & Comfortable Reality
Slow
Sumatra
Red
$10.99
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Kratom Extract Taffy
Kratom Extract Taffy
Kratom Extract Taffy
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Kratom Extract Taffy
Kratom Extract Taffy
Kratom Extract Taffy
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Kratom Taffy Chews
Kratom Extract Taffy (Toffee & Mocha)
20mg of Mitragynine in Each Taffy
Fast
$19.99
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Featured image depicting a branded packet of Blate Papes, Edible Film Pouches for powdered kratom and other botanical supplements. 120 pouches per packet.
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Photographic image depicting the inside instruction panel within a packet of Blate Papes, Edible Film Pouches. Includes a wooden measuring spoon.
Featured image depicting a branded packet of Blate Papes, Edible Film Pouches for powdered kratom and other botanical supplements. 20 pouches per packet.
Photographic image depicting the back of a branded, Blate Papes: Edible Film Pouches packet, displaying the nutritional facts panel for a single serving edible film pouch.
Featured image depicting the instruction panel inside of the packet of Blate Papes, Edible Film Pouches. Includes a wooden measuring spoon.
Featured image depicting a branded packet of Blate Papes, Edible Film Pouches for powdered kratom and other botanical supplements. 120 pouches per packet.
Photographic imaged depicting the back side of a Blate Papes, Edible Film Pouches packet; Includes the Nutritional Facts Panel.
Photographic image depicting the inside instruction panel within a packet of Blate Papes, Edible Film Pouches. Includes a wooden measuring spoon.
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Blate Papes
Edible Oblate Paper Pouches for Kratom
The easiest way to take powdered botanicals
$5.99
1 Gram Little Pink Measuring Scoop
1 Gram Little Pink Measuring Scoop
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Kratom Measuring Scoop
1 Gram Little Pink Measuring Scoop
Perfectly measure your kratom dose every time!
$1.00
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Product Image depicting a pink and green Shaker Bottle used to make blended drinks. The shaker bottle has a flip top closure, and the Happy Hippo Herbals logo  on the side.
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Happy Hippo Shaker Bottle
16oz Shaker + Mixer Ball
Reduce the Gritty Texture of Kratom Tea!
$4.99
Kratom Gummies
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Kratom Gummies
Kratom Gummies
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Kratom Gummies
Flavored Kratom Extract Gummies
20mg of Mitragynine in Each Gummy
Fast
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Tea Bags
Tea Bags
Tea Bags
Tea Bags
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Tea Bags
Disposable Tea Bags for Tea Cut Kratom
$2.99
Happy Hippo Ceramic Mug
Happy Hippo Ceramic Mug
Happy Hippo Ceramic Mug
Happy Hippo Ceramic Mug
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Happy Hippo Mug
11oz White Ceramic Tea Mug
Sip Kratom tea while representing your favorite Hippos!
$4.99

potent kratom. consistent batches.

This company and product has been nothing short of life-changing for my wife and I. Truly the Best Kratom we've ever had and the most helpful Kratom-educated staff.

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DANI & JOSÉ PERAZA

Boise, ID

Verified Buyer

Hippo is family. Great product, excellent service and always consistent batches. If I ever need anything as far as information on a product or anything at all, they're always there for me.

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JIMMY HOTCHKISS

Sedro Woolley, WA

Verified Buyer

... The Hippo honestly ships orders in under 10 minutes if you order during the week. No joke. Must have AI in place or something. LOL.

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WALKER ADIANAZA

Eugene, OR

Verified Buyer

... I've seen that some people complain about the prices but you only have to use about *half* the serving size than you would with the other brands you just mentioned. Do the math. It's cheaper bro.

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POWEREDBYKRATOM

(Forum Poster)

Verified Buyer

Sometimes you find the perfect fit. My very first Kratom purchase was with Happy Hippo. They shipped my order in less than 5 minutes. I’ve never looked back. The product, customer service, and shipping times are the best.

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TONY REDDEN

Arlington, TX

Verified Buyer

On top of having an amazing product and service, Puddles the Hippo makes me happy 😊

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ERICA ALEXIS PHIFFER

Gulfport, MI

Verified Buyer

I love Happy Hippo because I'M THE HAPPIEST I HAVE BEEN IN THE LONGEST TIME!!! I'm new to Kratom and every question I have had has been answered with the best knowledge and respect and that counts for a lot.

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NIKKI KRON

Stony Point, NC

Verified Buyer

You have faster shipping than Amazon! Customer service has always been top notch. Happy Hippo has a strain for just about everything you could possible need in an herbal alternative.

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BRAD M. SWANSON

Lisbon, NY

Verified Buyer

Kratom changed my life 8 years ago and since I found HHH 3 years ago, I know that I can get consistently superior products. I love the descriptions of strains and the weekly specials so that I can try new products at affordable prices. You guys are the best EVER!

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TERRY RODGERS

Murrieta, CA

Verified Buyer

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