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If you are a kratom “newbie”, this is the place to start. The Newbie Hippo Kratom Starter Pack provides 3 different strains of kratom for you to try: 1 Slow, 1 Moderate, and 1 Fast. Each 1-oz kratom sample comes in a sealed bag, providing you with a total of at least 84 grams of assorted kratom powder.
What are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?
Kratom effects are often described by their "Speeds" as a shorthand for the different effects they are rumored to produce. Fast Speed strains are often associated with energy and motivation, Moderate Speed strains with mental focus and mood enhancement, and Slow Speed strains with relaxation and relief from physical discomfort.
This categorization helps newbies better understand the effects associated with a given kratom strain, regardless of the leaf's vein-color or region of origin.
Please Note
The Starter Pack assortment is based on current inventories. At this point in time, we cannot take requests for specific kratom strains. Fortunately, ALL of our products are very good!
Whichever assortment you receive will offer you the chance to experience a wide range of kratom effects.
Keep It Fresh
Every batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Use, which includes mandatory arbitration.
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
All Newbie Kratom Sample Packs Contain:
- 1oz FAST Strain
- 1oz MODERATE Strain
- 1oz SLOW Strain
- Additional Sample
- 1 Pink Scoop = 1 gram
- Newbie Guide