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"Royal Java Hippo" combines our newest fan-favorite strain Bright White Java Hippo (White Java) and Royal Golden Bali (Gold Bali).
It's a Moderate blend that mostly "works in the background" but you'll notice a subtle uplift in mood and a greater sense of resilience in dealing with daily stressors.
Extremely balanced, it's one of those blends that gets you humming happily while accomplishing boring tasks. Suddenly, your day feels more manageable!
In-House Hippo Feedback:
"Royal Java Hippo is subtle in all the right ways. It evens out your mindset, allowing you to rise to challenges with grace and strength. It also connects you to the moment and helps you engage with others on a deeper, more meaningful level." -Alorah Hippo | Email Marketing & Content Specialist
Kratom Capsule Details:
- ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
- Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
- Derived from the same kratom leaf as Royal Java Hippo fine powder
Capsule to Powder Conversions:
To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:
- 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
- 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
What Are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?
- Fast = Energy/Motivation
- Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
- Slow = Relaxation/Comfort
KEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
Kratom Effects
Balanced Effects
This kratom strain is most often reported to have balanced effects, landing somewhere between energy and relaxation.
Joyful Spirit
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.
Calm Mentality
Many report this kratom strain to be associated with clear mental focus, and a relaxed, calm mentality.