Royal Rockstar Hippo

White Maeng Da + Gold Bali Kratom Powder

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Size: 1oz (28g)

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Description

Buy Blended Maeng Da and Bali Kratom Powder Here!

NEW Small Batch blend to bring in the New Year - Happy 2025! 🎆

Start your day like royalty and shine like a rockstar!

Introducing Royal Rockstar Hippo, a premium Kratom blend crafted to deliver the perfect balance of uplifting energy and smooth relaxation. It's a 50/50 combination of White Maeng Da and Gold Bali Kratom strains.

This New Year-inspired blend is designed to resonate gradually, creating an atmospheric bubble of happiness that keeps you centered and ready for anything.

Royal Rockstar Hippo Kratom Effects:

Smooth & Balanced: A moderate blend that’s right in the middle of the speed chart (Moderate), giving you the best of Fast (Energy) and Slow (Relaxation) strains.
Uplifting Vibes: Enjoy an energizing yet grounded state of mind—great for tackling your day or embracing special moments.
Pro-Social Energy: Feel strong, confident, and connected without going over the top.

Whether you’re starting your New Year’s morning or powering through a busy day, Royal Rockstar Hippo has your back with its fast-moderate kick and versatile benefits. Give yourself the boost you deserve and conquer your day with a huge smile!

In-House Hippo Feedback:

"This blend gave me a smooth and gradual resonation when initially taking it. For me, this blend feels like a directly centered moderate on the speed chart, giving me the perfect balance of the benefits of fast and slow strains. This feels like a mix that I could take at any point in the day and enjoy it."
- Cameron Hippo | Production Lead

Kratom Capsule Details:

½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
Derived from the same high-quality kratom leaf as our fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula: 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder

KEEP IT FRESH

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

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Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Shipping & Returns

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
FREE USPS Priority Shipping Orders $100+
FREE UPS 2-Day Shipping Orders $125+

Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

Kratom Effects

Pro Social

Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.

Clean Energy

An excellent strain for anyone who appreciates feeling Energized and Motivated to conquer the day!

Joyful Spirit

Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.

Royal Rockstar Hippo

White Maeng Da + Gold Bali Kratom Powder

Description

Buy Blended Maeng Da and Bali Kratom Powder Here!

Kratom Capsule Details:

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

KEEP IT FRESH

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Shipping & Returns

Terms of Use

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom Effects

Pro Social

Clean Energy

Joyful Spirit

Customer Reviews