Hurricane Hippo

Buy Blended Maeng Da, Thai, and Malay Kratom Here! 

Small Batch, Limited Edition Kratom Blend

We have wanted to do a "Hurricane Hippo" blend for years! 

This mighty 3-strain blend combines all the elements of a Hurricane - Thunder Hippo (White Malay), Lightning Hippo (White Thai), and Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da)! 

The most notable effects are maximum energy and peak productivity! The energetic properties are smooth yet powerful, allowing you to feel a sense of control in your thoughts and actions. 

Many of us who tried Hurricane Hippo at the office noticed it's particularly good for a locked-in gym session.

However, it's also a good burst of energy to kick-start a busy day - meeting the deadline on a work project or doing chores around the house. If you react well to Fast Leaf and need to get things gone - this combo should be very solid for you!

In-House Hippo Feedback:

"I took it before my workout yesterday and loved the happiness feeling I had while working out. Music sounds great and I was able to lift hard on leg day!" -Morgan Hippo | Human Resources Generalist & Facilities Coordinator

"Increase in energy and focus - Hurricane Hippo had an upbeat resonation improving socializing and eased discomfort. Comparable to Hyper Hippo, but less scattered energy and a more clean energy feeling." -Brian Hippo | Fufillment Associate 

Kratom Capsule Details:

• ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
• Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
• Derived from the same kratom leaf as Hurricane Hippo fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:

• 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
• 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder

What Are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?

• Fast = Energy/Motivation
• Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
• Slow = Relaxation/Comfort

KEEP IT FRESH

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.