Hurricane Hippo

Yellow Maeng Da + White Thai + White Malay Kratom Powder

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Form: Powder
Size: 1oz (28g)

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Buy Blended Maeng Da, Thai, and Malay Kratom Here! 

Small Batch, Limited Edition Kratom Blend

We have wanted to do a "Hurricane Hippo" blend for years! 

This mighty 3-strain blend combines all the elements of a Hurricane - Thunder Hippo (White Malay), Lightning Hippo (White Thai), and Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da)! 

The most notable effects are maximum energy and peak productivity! The energetic properties are smooth yet powerful, allowing you to feel a sense of control in your thoughts and actions. 

Many of us who tried Hurricane Hippo at the office noticed it's particularly good for a locked-in gym session.

However, it's also a good burst of energy to kick-start a busy day - meeting the deadline on a work project or doing chores around the house. If you react well to Fast Leaf and need to get things gone - this combo should be very solid for you!

In-House Hippo Feedback:

"I took it before my workout yesterday and loved the happiness feeling I had while working out. Music sounds great and I was able to lift hard on leg day!" -Morgan Hippo | Human Resources Generalist & Facilities Coordinator

"Increase in energy and focus - Hurricane Hippo had an upbeat resonation improving socializing and eased discomfort. Comparable to Hyper Hippo, but less scattered energy and a more clean energy feeling." -Brian Hippo | Fufillment Associate 

Kratom Capsule Details:

  • ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
  • Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
  • Derived from the same kratom leaf as Hurricane Hippo fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:

  • 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
  • 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder

What Are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?

  • Fast = Energy/Motivation
  • Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
  • Slow = Relaxation/Comfort

KEEP IT FRESH

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

Happiness Guarantee
  • Return Anything You Don't Like
  • Silly Fast Shipping
  • Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

  • Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
  • Independently 3rd party lab tested.
  • Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

  • We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
  • FREE USPS Priority Shipping Orders $100+
  • FREE UPS 2-Day Shipping Orders $125+

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

  • We do not sell any products with medical claims.
  • Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
  • Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
  • Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
  • Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

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Kratom Effects

Workout Boost

Offers clean energy to promote physical activity and motivation. Great for helping you power through your next workout.

Clean Energy

An excellent strain for anyone who appreciates feeling Energized and Motivated to conquer the day!

Productivity

Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.

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