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Limited Edition St. Patrick's Day Kratom Blend - Shamrockin' Hippo!
Speed: Slow (Relaxation) 🍀
It incorporates two amazing strains - Jolly Green Hippo (Green Sunda) and Puddles' personal favorite strain, Magic Hippo (Red Sumatra).
These strains blend together beautifully. The result is a smooth wave of mental motivation and a significant mood boost.
Help yourself abolish negative thoughts and focus your mind on the simple pleasures in life. 😊
Truly Jolly & Magical!
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
In Honor of St. Patrick's Day! ☘️
In-House Feedback for Shamrockin' Hippo:
Jamie Hippo:
"Shamrockin' Hippo has quickly become one of my favorite blends.
It has a unique combination of strong Mental Motivation and blissful Happy Vibes.
It is probably one of the only Blend that has such a strong presence of both Motivation and Happiness."