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Limited Edition St. Patrick's Day Kratom Blend - Shamrockin' Hippo!
Speed: Slow (Relaxation) 🍀
It incorporates two amazing strains - Jolly Green Hippo (Green Sunda) and Puddles' personal favorite strain, Magic Hippo (Red Sumatra).
These strains blend together beautifully. The result is a smooth wave of mental motivation and a significant mood boost.
Help yourself abolish negative thoughts and focus your mind on the simple pleasures in life. 😊
Truly Jolly & Magical!
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
In Honor of St. Patrick's Day! ☘️
In-House Feedback for Shamrockin' Hippo:
Jamie Hippo:
"Shamrockin' Hippo has quickly become one of my favorite blends.
It has a unique combination of strong Mental Motivation and blissful Happy Vibes.
It is probably one of the only Blend that has such a strong presence of both Motivation and Happiness."