Honky Tonk Hippo
White Maeng Da + Yellow Vietnam
Blended White Maeng Da and Yellow Vietnam Kratom Powder
King of Rock n’ Roll Limited Edition Kratom Blend!
Turn up the energy and keep the good vibes rolling with Honky Tonk Hippo, a 50/50 mashup of our powerhouse Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da) and the ultra-bright Wild Golden Hippo (Yellow Vietnam).
Yellow Vietnam’s unique Fast alkaloids pair beautifully with White Maeng Da to deliver clean, long-lasting energy and mindful alertness. This legendary combo has serious staying power. Perfect for powering through projects or dancing into the night!
Why you’ll love it:
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Smooth, sociable energy
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Crystal-clear focus
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Stamina that lasts for hours
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Perfect for work, workouts, and summer fun with friends
Limited run! Grab yours before the curtain closes!
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA-compliant, resealable, food-grade pouch.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
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- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
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Kratom Effects
Clean Energy
An excellent strain for anyone who appreciates feeling Energized and Motivated to conquer the day!
Pro Social
Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.
Joyful Spirit
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.