Blended White Maeng Da / Yellow Vietnam Kratom Powder
King of Rock n’ Roll Limited Edition Kratom Blend!
Honky Tonk Hippo = Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da) + Wild Golden Hippo (Yellow Vietnam kratom)
Speed: Fast (Rock n' Roll Energy)
Honky Tonk Hippo is a 50/50 mix of our Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da) and Wild Golden Hippo (Yellow Vietnam).
Yellow Vietnam’s unique Fast alkaloids blend nicely with White Maeng Da to produce very Clean Energy and Mindful Alertness kratom effects. White Maeng Da & Yellow Vietnam mix is OUTSTANDING and really has long legs (lasts a while)!
Honky Tonk Hippo was released back in August of 2020. Puddles Hippo loved this blend so much that he insisted to bring it back for the 2nd year. 😎
A nice sociable & focused blend – perfect for tackling challenges at work, staying active on weekends, and attending fun summer gatherings with friends and family.
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Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
KING OF ROCK N' ROLL! 🎸
As you’d suspect - this groovy mix is meant for Energy and Excitement.
Unlike some Faster Strains – Honky Tonk Hippo really lasts a while because most people don’t use Yellow Strains all that much, let alone mixing Fast Yellow Leaf with Fast White Leaf.
Happy Hippo customers are certainly familiar with Rockstar Hippo. Rockstar Hippo (Elite White Maeng Da) is our 2nd best-selling Leaf.
Very few, however, have thought to blend it with Wild Viet Hippo (Fast Yellow Leaf).
The synergy between our high-quality White Maeng Da Leaf combined with the lesser common Fast (Viet) Yellow alkaloids makes for a Smooth and Exciting time.
Rock n’ Roll Hippo.