Cyber Hippo

Green Maeng Da + White Maeng Da + White Malay Kratom Powder

4.7(3 Reviews)

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$5.99 $9.99

Form: Powder

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Size: 1oz (28g)

1oz (28g)

$5.99 $9.99

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4oz (112g)

$21.59 $35.99

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8oz (224g)

$40.20 $67.40

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½ Kilo (500g)

$80.93 $134.89

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1 Kilo (1000g)

$122.99 $204.99

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5 Kilo (5000g)

$559.00

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Description

Buy Blended Maeng Da and Malay Kratom Powder Here!

New Small Batch, Limited Edition Blend

Relaxed Energy, Clear Focus, and a Warm Start to Your Day!

"Cyber Hippo" is an equal combination of our Top 3 Fast Strains:

Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da)
Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da)
Thunder Hippo (White Malay)

In-House Hippo Feedback:

"I have some feedback about the Cyber Hippo mix - it's phenomenal! I woke up hating the world today. I tried it and about 30 minutes later I felt relaxed and focused. I took it the last two mornings and it gives that warm hug vibe without fatigue. My body has relaxed and I feel nice and calm." -Holly Hippo | Customer Service Manager

"Cyber Hippo is the ultimate blend for seeking excellent Fast resonation. The combination of our Diamond Malay, White Maeng Da, and Green Maeng Da all synergize in a way that you truly feel all the best qualities each strain provides. It's an incredible blend to take first thing in the morning to wake you up and start your day by giving you a noticeable boost in clean energy, focus, and joyfulness. It is a must-try for any users who enjoy taking Fast strains." -Cameron Hippo | Production Lead

Kratom Capsule Details:

½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
Derived from the same high-quality kratom leaf as our fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula: 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder

KEEP IT FRESH

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

Return Anything You Don't Like
Silly Fast Shipping
Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Shipping & Returns

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
FREE USPS Priority Shipping Orders $100+
FREE UPS 2-Day Shipping Orders $125+

Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

Kratom Effects

Super Energy

This strain has a reputation for stimulating motivation, enthusiasm, and clean energy that helps tackle any project!

Happy Mind

Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.

Relaxed Body

Associated with feelings of comfort and deep relaxation, perfect for winding down after a long day, is great for relaxation.

Cyber Hippo

Green Maeng Da + White Maeng Da + White Malay Kratom Powder

Description

Buy Blended Maeng Da and Malay Kratom Powder Here!

Kratom Capsule Details:

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

KEEP IT FRESH

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Shipping & Returns

Terms of Use

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom Effects

Super Energy

Happy Mind

Relaxed Body

Customer Reviews