Cyber Hippo
Green Maeng Da + White Maeng Da + White Malay Kratom Powder
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New Small Batch, Limited Edition Blend
Relaxed Energy, Clear Focus, and a Warm Start to Your Day!
"Cyber Hippo" is an equal combination of our Top 3 Fast Strains:
- Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da)
- Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da)
- Thunder Hippo (White Malay)
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Service and Kratom Use Disclaimer. This includes mandatory arbitration.
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Super Energy
This strain has a reputation for stimulating motivation, enthusiasm, and clean energy that helps tackle any project!
Happy Mind
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.
Relaxed Body
Associated with feelings of comfort and deep relaxation, perfect for winding down after a long day, is great for relaxation.
Kratom Capsule Details:
Capsule to Powder Conversions:
To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula: 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powderKEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.