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Limited Edition Blend for "National Lumberjack Day"
(September 26th, 2023)
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Lumberjack Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our 2 OG Hippo strains - Happy Hippo I (Green Borneo) and Happy Hippo II (Red Borneo).
This Moderate blend provides a nice, calm sense of focus. The effects are very balanced and smooth.
In-House Hippo Feedback:
"Much like a good axe, this blend is balanced. Just the perfect amount of Energy, with a dash of calm, and a focus that will see you through your wood-splitting session."-Josh Hippo | Chief Production Officer
"This blend starts off with a gradual full-body warmth and drifts into a slightly heightened state of mental alertness, paired with a burst of artistic creativity. With the warmth comes a nice wave of moderate-to-high discomfort relief, and full body zen-ness. I feel a strong sense of peace and well-being at the peak of effect. Side note- I do not recall much of an energizing effect personally, and towards the end of the peak, the relaxing qualities morphed into a sleepy-eyed vibe. Red veins almost always tend to be restful/peaceful strains for me, so I was pleasantly surprised with the result of pairing this particular red with a green I know and love!"-Sabrina Hippo | Regional Sales/Wholesale
Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Borneo Kratom originates from the island of Borneo, the third-largest island in the entire world.
- The region has the perfect climate and a vast range of biodiversity, making it perfect for the production of kratom.
- Kratom from the Borneo region is reputed to be extremely potent, making it one of the most popular strains on the kratom market.
Borneo Kratom Effects
- Most Borneo kratom has a repuation for producing a relaxed body and comfortable, calm mentality.
- Although white vein Borneo is thought to provide enthusiasts with clean energy and a productive mindset.
- It is also associated with feelings of happiness, and creativity.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
This kratom strain is most often reported to have balanced effects, landing somewhere between energy and relaxation.
Many report this kratom strain to be associated with clear mental focus, and a relaxed, calm mentality.
Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.