Nuclear Hippo
Green Horn Maeng Da Kratom
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Nuclear Hippo
NEW Green Horn Maeng Da Kratom
Balanced Power. Explosive Productivity.
Elite Green Horn Maeng Da is a balanced, powerful strain that brings together the best of red (calm) and white (energy) into one ultra-functional daily driver.
What Is Green Horn Maeng Da?
Green Horn Maeng Da originates from the same horned-leaf genetic family, but it leans toward bright alertness, mental clarity, and stable mood support.
It’s known for:
- Middle-of-the-road stimulation
- Elevated mood
- Reliable, all-day usability
Nuclear Hippo amplifies these traits by selecting only the most mature, alkaloid-rich leaves, making it one of the strongest new greens on the Happy Hippo menu!
What are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?
- Fast = Energy/Motivation
- Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
- Slow = Relaxation/Comfort
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient, USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
The lowland rain forests along Vietnam's coast creates the optimal conditions for Kratom trees to bloom.
- The natives in the region have used it many times before.
- Natives claim Vietnam Kratom gives the user a vibrant enthusiasm for life after taking the leaf.
Once a Kratom leaf reaches its peak maturity, the veins of the leaf turn a dark green color.
- This green coloration comes from a pigment called chlorophyll.
- The purpose of chlorophyll is to convert carbon dioxide and water into glucose to nourish the Kratom tree. This process is known as photosynthesis.
- When the chlorophyll concentration has peaked in the Kratom, it signifies the stage of a Green vein Kratom leaf that has reached its prime maturity.
There is an abundance of testimonials from the Kratom community that state green vein Kratom provides more balanced effects.
- They state the effects of this Kratom leaf fall somewhere in the middle of the white and red vein varieties.
- Since that stage is the middle step of growth, there might be some truth to the argument.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Increased Focus
This strain is popular for its association with mental focus and clarity, helping you harness the power of your full attention!
Clean Energy
An excellent strain for anyone who appreciates feeling Energized and Motivated to conquer the day!
Happy Mind
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.