Franken Hippo

Name: Franken Hippo
Brand: Happy Hippo Archive
SKU: franken-hippo-blend-1oz
Price: 7.2 USD
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.6 (36 reviews)

Red Maeng Da + Yellow Borneo

$7.20

Size: 1oz (28g)

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Description

Fun & Spooky Limited Edition Kratom Blend

Blended Red Maeng Da / Yellow Borneo Kratom Powder

Speed: Moderate (Balanced)

Franken Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our strains Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) and Super Yellow Borneo (Snuggie Hippo). The Happy Hippo Family absolutely loves Halloween time. The name "Franken Hippo" is intended to embrace the spooky festivities!

This blend is super refreshing. It gives a little "pep in your step" (Motivation) while remaining balanced in the mind. It's a great representation of Moderate strain effects.

We make these Limited Edition blends in very small batches to ensure quality and exclusivity. With that being said, they tend to sell out quickly!

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Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.

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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

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Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

GMP Certified, Pesticide Free, American Kratom Association

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

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Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

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Limited Edition

Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Blended Red Maeng Da and Yellow Vein Borneo Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa).

Botanical Facts for a one ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 1oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.

In-House Hippo Feedback

Josh Hippo:

This amazing Kratom blend will have you feeling well-balanced and walking around with a big smile on your face all day long! 😃

Holly Hippo:

I tried this at 2 grams. It was a very mild resonation for me.

A slight mood elevation with low key happy vibes. I felt a little tinge of relaxation as well. Keep in mind yellows have never done much for me.