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Small Batch, Limited Edition Kratom Blend
Happy Valentine's Day! 💌
"Beloved Hippo" is a charming blend of Magic Hippo (Red Sumatra) and Snuggie Hippo (Yellow Borneo). Right off the bat, you'll notice it's extremely Slow, providing exceptional discomfort relief and calming vibes.
It's a long-lasting warm and fuzzy feeling that you'll love ❤️
In-House Hippo Feedback:
"Beloved Hippo is a great blend of Magic and Snuggie! This blend snuggles you into a calming and warm embrace. Perfect for Valentine's Day and every day of the year!"
- Josh Hippo | Chief Production Officer & General Manager"I took just under a gram this morning and I can say this is a great blend! It is very Relaxing - the Snuggie shines in this blend, providing a warm and snuggly type of resonation. This Blend is perfect for snuggling up next to a fire with a book or even that special someone."
- Jamie Hippo | Customer Happiness & Experience Manager
Kratom Capsule Details:
- ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
- Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
- Derived from the same kratom leaf as Beloved Hippo fine powder
Capsule to Powder Conversions:
To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:
- 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
- 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
What Are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?
- Fast = Energy/Motivation
- Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
- Slow = Relaxation/Comfort
KEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
Kratom Effects
Discomfort Relief
Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.
Restful Sleep
This strain is associated with feelings of deep relaxation, comfort, and rejuvenating restful sleep.
Happy Mind
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.