Split Kilo
Bulk Kratom Mix & Match
Split Kilo – Mix & Match Kratom Strains
With our Split Kilo Savings, you can customize your Kratom experience by selecting 2-5 strains at heavily discounted prices! Buying bulk has never been more simple. 😎
- Mix & Match: Choose two to five strain options. (1 Kilo or 5 Kilo Bulk Options)
- Better Value: Enjoy a discounted price compared to buying separately.
- Top-Quality Kratom: Fresh, potent, and lab-tested for purity!
Keep It Fresh
Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Service and Kratom Use Disclaimer. This includes mandatory arbitration.
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
- Thailand had a kratom restriction in effect from 1948 to 2021, making it illegal to grow, manufacture, or export kratom.
- Most Indonesian and Maeng Da kratom strains are actually derived from Thai kratom.
- During the period where kratom was restricted in Thailand, farmers exported Thai kratom to farms in the surrounding countries where they adapted to the local growing conditions.
Thai Kratom Effects
- Thai kratom is most associated with motivating, clean energy.
- Some say that Thai Kratom also offers an energetic, pro-social attitude that inspires creativity.
Once a Kratom leaf reaches its peak maturity, the veins of the leaf turn a dark green color.
- This green coloration comes from a pigment called chlorophyll.
- The purpose of chlorophyll is to convert carbon dioxide and water into glucose to nourish the Kratom tree. This process is known as photosynthesis.
- When the chlorophyll concentration has peaked in the Kratom, it signifies the stage of a Green vein Kratom leaf that has reached its prime maturity.
There is an abundance of testimonials from the Kratom community that state green vein Kratom provides more balanced effects.
- They state the effects of this Kratom leaf fall somewhere in the middle of the white and red vein varieties.
- Since that stage is the middle step of growth, there might be some truth to the argument.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.