Slow Rainbow Hippo

Trainwreck Kratom Slow Blend

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Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend! 

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"Slow Rainbow Hippo" is our version of the notorious "Trainwreck" kratom blend - which refers to a robust mix of several different types of Kratom. 

This harmonious blend includes all of our SLOW strains in different vein colors.

While you'd expect it to be extremely Slow, this blend actually won't put you straight to sleep. It's comforting, warm, and gives a great mood boost. 

Slow Rainbow Hippo is an equal combination of all of:

  • Red Dragon Bali (Red Bali)
  • Top-Shelf Bali (Green Bali)
  • Royal Golden Bali (Gold Bali)
  • Smiley Horned Hippo (Red Horn) 
  • Slow-Mo Hippo (Supreme Darn Horn) 
  • White Horned Rhino (White Horn) 
  • Harmony Hipppo (Green Hulu) 
  • Snuggie Hippo (Yellow Borneo) 
  • Chill Hippo (White Hulu)

In-House Hippo Feedback: 

"This blend is incredible at chilling you out but giving you subtle energy at the same time.

After taking this blend I am in the most pleasant mood, and ready to tackle the day!" - Josh Hippo (Chief Production Officer)


Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

  • Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
  • Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
  • Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

  • We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
  • Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
  • Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

  • We do not sell any products with medical claims.
  • Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
  • Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
  • Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
  • Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

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Kratom Effects

Calm Mentality

Many report this kratom strain to be associated with clear mental focus, and a relaxed, calm mentality.

Relaxed Body

Associated with feelings of comfort and deep relaxation, perfect for winding down after a long day, is great for relaxation.

Joyful Spirit

Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.

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