Slow Rainbow Hippo

Trainwreck Kratom Slow Blend

4.6(110 Reviews)
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Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Blended Trainwreck Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa). Slow Rainbow.Infographic Details for Happy Hippo Blended Trainwreck Kratom Powder (Slow Rainbow). Leaf color: Rainbow. Kratom Strain Origin: Various. Kratom Effects resonate with a Relaxed Body, Calm Mentality, and Joyful Spirit..Botanical Facts for a four ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 4oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
Form: Powder
Size: 1oz (28g)

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Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend! (difficult to make, often out of stock)

"Slow Rainbow Hippo" is our version of the notorious "Trainwreck" kratom blend - which refers to a robust mix of several different types of Kratom. 

NEW AND IMPROVED BLEND - Now includes all of our SLOW strains!

While you'd expect it to be extremely Slow, this blend actually won't put you straight to sleep. It's comforting, warm, and gives the predictable Slow Leaf mood boost. 

Slow Rainbow Hippo is an equal combination of all of:

  • Red Dragon Bali (Red Bali)
  • Top-Shelf Bali (Green Bali)
  • Royal Golden Bali (Gold Bali)
  • Smiley Horned Hippo (Red Horn) 
  • White Horned Rhino (White Horn) 
  • Harmony Hippo (Green Hulu) 
  • Snuggie Hippo (Yellow Borneo) 
  • Chill Hippo (White Hulu)

In-House Hippo Feedback: 

"This blend is incredible at chilling you out but giving you subtle energy [if you gain some energy from Slow Leaf] at the same time. After taking this blend I am in the most pleasant mood, and ready to tackle the day!" - Josh Hippo (Chief Production Officer, who makes this mix for us)

KEEP IT FRESH

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

  • Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
  • Independently 3rd party lab tested.
  • Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

  • We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

  • We do not sell any products with medical claims.
  • Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
  • Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
  • Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
  • Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

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Kratom Effects

Calm Mentality

Many report this kratom strain to be associated with clear mental focus, and a relaxed, calm mentality.

Relaxed Body

Associated with feelings of comfort and deep relaxation, perfect for winding down after a long day, is great for relaxation.

Joyful Spirit

Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.

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