What is Kratom?
Kratom is like coffee and CBD - but it works 10x better in our personal experience.
Kratom is used to make tea and other beverages and can have different effects depending on which strain you take.
We suggest keeping it simple and trying our "Newbie Starter Pack" or some of the popular options below.
If you want to dig in more, check out our "What is Kratom?" post.
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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack
3 Kratom Strain Starter Pack
Flavored Kratom Powder
Elite Green Maeng Da Kratom
Kratom Extract Shot
10ml Full Spectrum Kratom Shot
Elite Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom Powder
5-Strain Kratom Sample Pack
5 Kratom Strain Samples
Rockstar Hippo (Tea Cut)
Elite White Maeng Da Tea Cut Kratom
Happy Hippo I
Super Green Borneo Kratom Powder
What Makes Happy Hippo So Special?
Not all Kratom is created equal.
Our stuff works!
If for some reason you're not 100% satisfied, contact us for a full refund, or we'll send you another strain for to try. The choice is up to you!
We genuinely want everyone to give Happy Hippo Kratom a shot.
Every order is backed by our "Happy Hippo Happiness Guarantee"!
Whether you are a Kratom newbie or an existing customer - you never have to worry about getting stuck with a strain that doesn't work for you.
Who Is David Pakman?
David Pakman is the host of the internationally syndicated The David Pakman Show, a progressive American media program focused on North American politics and society, with frequent discussions on science, religion, public life, and current events. The David Pakman Show airs on radio, television, and the internet.
David Pakman holds an MBA from Bentley University, and a Bachelor’s of Economics and Communications from the University of Massachusetts-Amherst! Pakman started the program in 2005, and for a time was the youngest nationally syndicated political host.
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