Green Warrior Hippo

3 Strain Maeng Da + Bali Kratom Blend

4.7(45 Reviews)

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$7.49 $9.99

Form: Powder

Powder

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Size: 1oz (28g)

1oz (28g)

$7.49 $9.99

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4oz (112g)

$26.99 $35.99

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8oz (224g)

$50.93 $67.90

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½ Kilo (500g)

$101.17 $134.89

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1 Kilo (1000g)

$153.74 $204.99

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Description

Buy Blended Maeng Da and Bali Kratom Powder Here!

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The Green Warrior Hippo Kratom blend encourages a positive, peaceful mindset while eliminating minor discomforts. The addition of the Fast White alkaloids from Rockstar Hippo provides a smooth kick of energy.

It quickly became a new favorite for the Hippo Staff. 💚

Green Warrior Hippo is an equal 1:1:1 combination of:

In-House Hippo Feedback:

"This is my new favorite blend, hands down. (Previously was G.O.A.T Hippo) This literally gives you unstoppable happiness. Oddly enough I feel as if this blend goes through all 3 strains individually and then combines like the Power Rangers in the end to form one mega happy-making machine. The resonation settles at a mid-level moderate. Very enjoyable. The taste is a bit bitter, but not the worst I have ever had." - Josh Hippo (Chief Production Officer)

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Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

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Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Use, which includes mandatory arbitration.

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Ingredient Facts

Shipping & Returns

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Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom Effects

Happy Mind

Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.

Balanced Effects

This kratom strain is most often reported to have balanced effects, landing somewhere between energy and relaxation.

Discomfort Relief

Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.

Green Warrior Hippo

3 Strain Maeng Da + Bali Kratom Blend

Description

Buy Blended Maeng Da and Bali Kratom Powder Here!

In-House Hippo Feedback:

Keep It Fresh

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Ingredient Facts

Shipping & Returns

Terms of Use

Kratom Effects

Happy Mind

Balanced Effects

Discomfort Relief

Customer Reviews