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The Green Warrior Hippo Kratom blend encourages a positive, peaceful mindset while eliminating minor discomforts. The addition of the Fast White alkaloids from Rockstar Hippo provides a smooth kick of energy.
It quickly became a new favorite for the Hippo Staff. 💚
Green Warrior Hippo is an equal 1:1:1 combination of:
In-House Hippo Feedback:
Josh Hippo (Chief Production Officer) :
"This is my new favorite blend, hands down. (Previously was G.O.A.T Hippo)
This literally gives you UNSTOPPABLE HAPPINESS.
Oddly enough I feel as if this blend goes through all 3 strains individually and then combines like the Power Rangers in the end to form one mega happy-making machine.
The resonation settles at a mid-level Moderate. Very enjoyable. The taste is a bit bitter, but not the worst I have ever had."
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Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Happy Mind
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.
Balanced Effects
This kratom strain is most often reported to have balanced effects, landing somewhere between energy and relaxation.
Discomfort Relief
Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.