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Limited Edition - Small Batch Kratom Blend!
Speed: Moderate (Balanced Energy)
G.O.A.T Hippo is a 50/50 combination of Top-Shelf Bali and our #1 best-selling strain Hyper Hippo!
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Don't believe it? Hear it straight from Puddles Hippo:
"There are a lot of good combinations, but this one is legendary and universally appealing. Hyper Hippo gives the energy, Top-Shelf Bali gives the Happy/chatty - it's magic for talking to people when you don't want to talk to people." - Puddles
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
Kratom Effects
Pro Social
Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.
Joyful Spirit
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.
Balanced Effects
This kratom strain is most often reported to have balanced effects, landing somewhere between energy and relaxation.