G.O.A.T Hippo

Green Maeng Da + Green Bali Kratom

4.7(148 Reviews)

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$5.99 $9.99

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Powder

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Capsules

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Size: 1oz (28g)

1oz (28g)

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4oz (113g)

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8oz (226g)

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½ Kilo (500g)

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Description

Buy Blended Green Bali and Green Maeng Da Kratom Powder Here!

Limited Edition - Small Batch Kratom Blend!

Speed: Moderate (Balanced Energy)

G.O.A.T Hippo is a 50/50 combination of Top-Shelf Bali and our #1 best-selling strain Hyper Hippo!

The. Greatest. Of. All. Time. 💪

Don't believe it? Hear it straight from Puddles Hippo:

"There are a lot of good combinations, but this one is legendary and universally appealing. Hyper Hippo gives the energy, Top-Shelf Bali gives the Happy/chatty - it's magic for talking to people when you don't want to talk to people." - Puddles

Kratom Capsule Details

½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
Derived from the same kratom leaf as fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:

1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder

Keep It Fresh

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

Return Anything You Don't Like
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Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Ingredient Facts

Shipping & Returns

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
FREE USPS Priority Shipping Orders $100+
FREE UPS 2-Day Shipping Orders $125+

Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

Kratom Effects

Pro Social

Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.

Joyful Spirit

Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.

Balanced Effects

This kratom strain is most often reported to have balanced effects, landing somewhere between energy and relaxation.

G.O.A.T Hippo

Green Maeng Da + Green Bali Kratom

Description

Buy Blended Green Bali and Green Maeng Da Kratom Powder Here!

The. Greatest. Of. All. Time. 💪

Kratom Capsule Details

Capsule to Powder Conversions

Keep It Fresh

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Ingredient Facts

Shipping & Returns

Terms of Use

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom Effects

Pro Social

Joyful Spirit

Balanced Effects

Customer Reviews