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G.O.A.T. Hippo

Green Maeng Da + Green Bali Kratom

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Moderate Other Blend
$7.20
1oz (28g)
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Buy Blended Green Bali and Green Maeng Da Kratom Powder Here!

Limited Edition - Small Batch Kratom Blend! 

SPEED: MODERATE (Balanced Energy)

G.O.A.T Hippo is a 50/50 combination of Top-Shelf Bali and our #1 best-selling strain Hyper Hippo!

THE. GREATEST. OF. ALL. TIME. 💪 

Don't believe it? Hear it straight from Puddles Hippo:

"There are a lot of good combinations, but this one is legendary and universally appealing.

Hyper Hippo gives the energy, Top-Shelf Bali gives the Happy/chatty - it's magic for talking to people when you don't want to talk to people."

 

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.

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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

  • Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
  • Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
  • Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

  • We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
  • Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
  • Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

  • We do not sell any products with medical claims.
  • Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
  • Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
  • Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
  • Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

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