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Buy Elite Green Dragon Blended Maeng Da Kratom Powder Here!
Elite Green Dragon Hippo is a NEW farm-blended Kratom fusion - different than our in-house Kratom blends!
It is a 50/50 combination of high-quality Elite Green Maeng Da and Elite Green Thai strains.
Our staff describes Green Dragon Hippo as refreshing and energizing to the mind. The energy boost isn't as strong and pronounced as other Green Vein Kratom strains (e.g Hyper Hippo).
Instead, it's smooth and subtle - enough to leave you feeling happily motivated. Accomplish your daily tasks with a big smile! 😃
KEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
WHAT ARE FAST, SLOW, & MODERATE SPEEDS?
- Fast = Energy/Motivation
- Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
- Slow = Relaxation/Comfort
In-House Feedback
Holly Hippo:
I took 2 grams of Green Dragon Hippo and I felt a strong wave of energy with a very elevated mood. Quite chipper! 😊
Brian Hippo:
I took 3 grams, which gave a sense of general well-being (boost in mood, warm happiness), and a noticeable bump in energy in the later half of the resonation (not an incredibly strong bump, just noticed my alertness/motivation was up a bit).
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Happy Mind
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.
Clean Energy
An excellent strain for anyone who appreciates feeling Energized and Motivated to conquer the day!
Pro Social
Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.