Rare 3-Strain Kratom Blend! Pumpkin Patch Hippo!
Limited Edition Seasonal Small Batch Red Maeng Da - Yellow Maeng Da - White Bali Kratom Blend! (Super RARE 3 Strain Kratom Blend!)
Speed: Fast (Happy & Silly Energy)
Pumpkin Patch Hippo is an equal combination of our strains Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da), Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da), and Platinum White Bali (White Bali).
This trio of strains creates a well-rounded balance of Happy Social Energy 😊
Almost all of the Hippo Staff members who tried this blend said they felt like a Social Butterfly! Conversations flowed freely and smoothly with little effort.
We make these Limited Edition blends in very small batches to ensure quality and exclusivity. With that being said, they tend to sell out quickly!
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Welcome Autumn... It's Fall Y'all 🍂 ❤️
Jamie Hippo (Lovely Fulfillment Manager):
"I took one gram of this blend and it was quite nice!
It wasn't as 'Fast' as I was expecting and had a very good balance of Happy Vibes, Motivation, and Pro-Social (talkative) attributes.
It is not an "in your face" kind of Fast... it is one that just kind of supports you from the background, like a good friend."