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Limited Edition Blend for Labor Day
Hard Workin' Hippo is a 50/50 blend of Thunder Hippo (White Malay) and Sassy Hippo (Yellow Indo).
This focus-oriented blend delivers ULTIMATE concentration and determination to help you conquer the day.
It gets your brain in a state of "flow", where you feel fully engaged and connected to your task despite the distractions and setbacks you may be experiencing.
"Hard Workin' Hippo" is great for getting back into the groove of the school/work week!
*SUPER BATCH MIX!*
We used particularly strong batches of Thunder Hippo and Sassy Hippo for this invigorating blend.
At Happy Hippo HQ, we experiment with countless combinations and strain mixes. Fast on Slow, Green on Red, every combo you can imagine.
The Thunder-Sassy blend stood out the most BY FAR for GETTING STUFF DONE from our most recent Q3 batches. It's a cheat code at the office for many of us!
Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Reputation for inspiring an ideal space for creative energy to flow willingly and freely.
Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.
This strain is popular for its association with mental focus and clarity, helping you harness the power of your full attention!