Quirky Turkey Hippo (Thanksgiving Blend 2023)

Green Malay + Red Bali Kratom Powder

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Quirky Turkey Hippo (Thanksgiving Blend 2023)

Size:

1oz (28g)

Blended Green Malay and Red Bali Kratom Powder

Thanksgiving Blend 2023 - Limited Edition Small Batch Kratom Leaf

Happy Thanksgiving! 

Quirky Turkey Hippo is a 50/50 combination of Elite Elephant (Green Malay) and Red Dragon Bali (Red Bali)

This fusion creates a Moderate resonation that's great for inspiring Social Energy and a Joyful Spirit. There's something about a good Red/Green mix that just hits differently. 🤗 

Try it out and let us know what you think! 

In-House Hippo Feedback:

"I took 1g of the Quirky Turkey and I can say that it is definitely a Moderate. It has a very Happy, Pro-Social vibe that I think is going to really come in handy for family Thanksgivings. It makes me feel very chatty, but in a cheery, up-beat way. It has a clean resonation that can almost be missed if you are not looking for it."
- Jamie Hippo | Customer Happiness & Experience Manager

"1 gram of Quirky Turkey Hippo was just enough to give me a little social relaxation and energy. It definitely resonates in a very upbeat, conversational way that would be a great substitute for having one too many glasses of wine during family gatherings. 10/10 would use again!"
- Jessica Hippo | Ambassador & Affiliate Marketing Specialist

"This blend makes me feel calm and collected, the two strains synchronize with each other. It's a great mix for when you feel you have a lot on your plate, it's like stopping to smell the roses, physically relaxing and mentally uplifting."
- Nilsen Hippo | Fulfillment Manager

Keep It Fresh

Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

Happiness Guarantee
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  • Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

  • Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
  • Independently 3rd party lab tested.
  • Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

  • We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
  • Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
  • Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

  • We do not sell any products with medical claims.
  • Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
  • Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
  • Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
  • Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

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Kratom Effects

Joyful Spirit

Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.

Calm Mentality

Many report this kratom strain to be associated with clear mental focus, and a relaxed, calm mentality.

Pro Social

Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.

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