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Smiley Horned Hippo (Super Red Horn) Kratom is our Slowest and Happiest Red Leaf of all!
This rare Super Red Vein Kratom strain brings happy thoughts and peaceful feelings.
Smiley Horned Hippo is best for those rough days when you need some extra help bringing a smile to your face… Those days when all you want is ultimate relaxation and deep relief.
Keep It Fresh
Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
Kratom Capsule Details:
- ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
- Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
- Derived from the same kratom leaf as Smiley Hippo fine powder
Capsule to Powder Conversions:
To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:
- 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
- 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Horned Kratom is named for the specific shape of its leaf.
- Where most kratom leaves grow into a broad elliptical shape, Horned kratom forms barbed edges at the end of each of their secondary veins, giving the leaf a serrated, "horned" appearance.
- Horned Kratom doesn't grow on separate trees. Instead, these leaves grow intermingled with regular kratom leaves.
- Some speculate the rare leaf shape is an evolutionary adaptation in trees growing outside of the rainforests.
- Because the leaves have a unique alkaloid profile, they are separated from the regular leaves when harvested.
Horned Kratom Effects
- Horned kratom is believed to be one of the slowest speed kratom strains, and is rumored to offer powerful discomfort relief.
- It's also associated with a Relaxed Body, joyful spirit, and Restful Sleep.
The last stage of Kratom produces a Red vein Kratom leaf, which gets its name from the red hues found in the veins of the Kratom leaf when it reaches peak maturity.
- Most of these leaves grow on the outer edges of the tree, performing their oxidation cycle in the light shining down from the sun.
- It is during this specific growth period that Kratom farmers can tell the foliage is ready for harvest.
- Nature provides cues from the amber coloration of the pigmentation in the leaf.
- That pigment protects the leaves from too much damage due to the direct, harsh UV light.
- For the most part, many Kratom consumers report that this type of Kratom produces discomfort-relieving qualities in the user.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.
The Hidden Gem for Irritability
I personally LOVE Smiley Horned Hippo, it's my "Secret Kratom Strain."
Smiley Horned Hippo (nicknamed "Smiley Hippo") absolutely destroys irritability.
For me - that is no exaggeration at all.
I save this special Leaf for those days at are just too overwhelming and I really need to hold it all together.
No - seriously.
Smiley Horned Hippo is a Super Slow Leaf.
If I need to remain productive I'll have some half-caffeinated coffee or diet soda.
If you are into fitness and come home too 'amped up', Smiley Horned Hippo is a great post-workout option to cut the edginess of your pre-workout formula. This is for after the gym though, not during!
Smiley Horned Hippo arrived in 2015. Other than the alternative Chocolate or Bentuangie strains (mostly known for total non-productive Happy sleepy effects), "Smiley Hippo" has carried the title of the Slowest Leaf.
You’ll see it at the very bottom of the Kratom Strain Chart.