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Fast Trainwreck Hippo
Trainwreck Kratom Fast Blend
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Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend!
"Fast Trainwreck Hippo" is our version of the notorious "Trainwreck" kratom blend, which refers to a robust mix of several different types of Kratom.
This blend combines:
Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da Kratom)
Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da Kratom)
Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da Kratom)
Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da Kratom)
As you can imagine, it packs an impressive punch! Be prepared for powerful energy and elated productivity. 😃
Indefatigability & Physical Strength
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
Warning: Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit-forming and lead to dependence. Misuse may result in opioid-like withdrawal symptoms and other adverse effects.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Service and Kratom Use Disclaimer. This includes mandatory arbitration.
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Super Energy
This strain has a reputation for stimulating motivation, enthusiasm, and clean energy that helps tackle any project!
Workout Boost
Offers clean energy to promote physical activity and motivation. Great for helping you power through your next workout.
Productivity
Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.
