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Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend!
"Fast Rainbow Hippo" is our version of the notorious "Trainwreck" kratom blend - which refers to a robust mix of several different types of Kratom.
This version includes all of our Fast strains fused into one epic blend.
As you can imagine, it packs an impressive punch! Be prepared for powerful energy and elated productivity. 😃
Indefatigability & Physical Strength
"Fast Rainbow Hippo" is an equal combination of all of our Fast Strains:
- Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da)
- Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da)
- Thunder Hippo (White Malay)
- Lightning Hippo (White Thai)
- Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da)
- Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da)
- Invincible Hippo (Red Thai)
- Jolly Green Hippo (Green Sunda)
- Atomic Hippo (Green Thai)
- Green Dragon Hippo (Green Dragon)
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
Kratom Effects
Super Energy
This strain has a reputation for stimulating motivation, enthusiasm, and clean energy that helps tackle any project!
Workout Boost
Offers clean energy to promote physical activity and motivation. Great for helping you power through your next workout.
Productivity
Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.
All the Fast Strains Combined - You Asked for It! 😃
"Fast Rainbow Hippo" is our very first "Trainwreck" blend!
"Trainwreck" blends are famous in the Kratom community. Essentially, they are a hodgepodge of various strains mixed together.
Our small but mighty Production Team works extra hard to put together big mixes like this. It requires a couple of extra steps to strategically combine the 11 different strains equally!
Containing all our Fast strains, Fast Rainbow Hippo offers a substantial energy boost and robust determination - with a smile!
Use it on extra busy days when you need long-lasting focus and productivity.