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Limited Edition Christmas Blend - Small Batch Kratom Leaf!
In the spirit of Christmas, Puddles Hippo put together a brand new Kratom blend!
Candy Cane Hippo is a 50/50 combination of our strains:
This lovely Moderate blend merges the most favored effects from each Leaf.
Lightning Hippo's no-jitterbug productivity + Happy Hippo II's balanced relaxation creates a good vibe for socializing. It's also a great "pick-me-up" when you're feeling tense and unmotivated for absolutely no reason.
In-House Feedback:
Alorah Hippo (Content Specialist)
"Love this mix - I feel super happy, optimistic, and energized. Ready to tackle the day completely unbothered. 😎 There's something about a good Red/White mix that really does it for me."
Avery Hippo (Human Resources Manager)
"This one was one of those blends where you find yourself talking your office mate’s ear off and then you take a step back like “whoa, why am I talking so much?” and then you remember its the Kratom, haha. This definitely made me a chatty box, but I loved it because the last half of my shift flew by! I also felt the body relaxation a little more with this one than I have in recent burns. I like it!"
KEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Happy Mind
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.
Productivity
Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.
Pro Social
Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.