Halloweenie Hippo
3 Strain Maeng Da Kratom Blend
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Limited Edition Halloween Blend - Small Batch Kratom Leaf!
Happy Hippo Halloween!
We put together a special, small batch Maeng Da Kratom blend just in time to celebrate the spooky season!
Puddles Hippo was thrilled to call it "Halloweenie Hippo" 🎃
Halloweenie Hippo is an equal 1:1:1 combination of:
In-House Hippo Feedback:
"Very smooth resonation and the effects came on quickly. I experienced a big boost in energy and social desire! Conversations were flowing effortlessly and it was easy to smile. Love this mix!" - Alorah Hippo
"I would say this gives a more energetic boost, not too much focus involved. I took a smaller serving than usual, but it was a smooth consistent energy boost with absolutely no jitterbugs. Good strain for a sluggish morning to get the day started." - Adam Hippo
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Kratom suppliers use this slang term to describe only the most potent Kratom as Maeng Da.
- Back in the day, Thai workers would gather these leaves from Kratom trees that grew deep in the wild jungles of the rainforests.
- Today, farmers designate the title to the leaves picked from trees that provide the most abundant alkaloid content.
- Kratom connoisseurs rave about the potency of Maeng Da, making this a great strain to use before a laborious task or a long workout.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Pro Social
Great for confidence in social situations. Reported to ease butterflies, encourage an upbeat, talkative, pro-social attitude.
Enhanced Creativity
Reputation for inspiring an ideal space for creative energy to flow willingly and freely.
Clean Energy
An excellent strain for anyone who appreciates feeling Energized and Motivated to conquer the day!