Blissful Hippo

Green Maeng Da + Red Horn

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Limited Edition
$7.20
Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Blended Green Maeng Da and Red Horn Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa). Botanical Facts for a one ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 1oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.
Size: 1oz (28g)

Blended Green Maeng Da / Red Horn Kratom Powder – Blissful Hippo!

Limited Edition, Small-Batch Green Maeng Da + Red Horn Kratom Blend

Blissful Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our #1 most popular kratom strain: Hyper Hippo (Green Vein Maeng Da) and one of Puddles’ personal favorites: Smiley Hippo (Red Horn).

Seriously – this blend is GREAT for getting you in the holiday spirit. Enjoy energizing happiness accompanied by a warm hug of relaxation! 😃

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Every batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

  • Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
  • Independently 3rd party lab tested.
  • Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

  • We do not sell any products with medical claims.
  • Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
  • Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
  • Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
  • Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

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