Blissful Hippo

Green Maeng Da + Red Horn

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Limited Edition

Blended Green Maeng Da / Red Horn Kratom Powder – Blissful Hippo!

Limited Edition, Small-Batch Green Maeng Da + Red Horn Kratom Blend

Blissful Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our #1 most popular kratom strain: Hyper Hippo (Green Vein Maeng Da) and one of Puddles’ personal favorites: Smiley Hippo (Red Horn).

Seriously – this blend is GREAT for getting you in the holiday spirit. Enjoy energizing happiness accompanied by a warm hug of relaxation! 😃

Keep It Fresh

Every batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

Happiness Guarantee
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

  • Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
  • Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
  • Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

  • We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
  • Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
  • Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

  • We do not sell any products with medical claims.
  • Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
  • Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
  • Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
  • Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

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