Blended Green Maeng Da / Red Horn Kratom Powder – Blissful Hippo!
Limited Edition, Small-Batch Green Maeng Da + Red Horn Kratom Blend
Blissful Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our #1 most popular kratom strain: Hyper Hippo (Green Vein Maeng Da) and one of Puddles’ personal favorites: Smiley Hippo (Red Horn).
Seriously – this blend is GREAT for getting you in the holiday spirit. Enjoy energizing happiness accompanied by a warm hug of relaxation! 😃
Keep It Fresh
Every batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.