Blissful Hippo

Green Maeng Da + Red Horn

4.8(52 Reviews)

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Limited Edition

$7.20

Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Blended Green Maeng Da and Red Horn Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa).

Botanical Facts for a one ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 1oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.

Description

Blended Green Maeng Da / Red Horn Kratom Powder – Blissful Hippo!

Limited Edition, Small-Batch Green Maeng Da + Red Horn Kratom Blend

Blissful Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our #1 most popular kratom strain: Hyper Hippo (Green Vein Maeng Da) and one of Puddles’ personal favorites: Smiley Hippo (Red Horn).

Seriously – this blend is GREAT for getting you in the holiday spirit. Enjoy energizing happiness accompanied by a warm hug of relaxation! 😃

Keep It Fresh

Every batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

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Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Use, which includes mandatory arbitration.

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Ingredient Facts

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Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

In-House Feedback

Danielle Hippo:

"I felt great from this mix - very happy mood and chatty/social. Loved the overall feeling! In my mind, it would be perfect for me personally at some sort of event or social gathering."

Jamie Hippo:

"I took 1 gram of the Blissful Hippo this morning and it really lives up to the name Blissful.

It has a very calm and happy aroma. It kind of reminds me of the super happy chill that I get from Kava."