Buy Blended Maeng Da and Sundanese Kratom Powder Here!
Limited Edition - Small Batch Kratom Blend!
SPEED: Fast (Energy & Motivation)
Jolly Green Hippo (Green Sundanese) + Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da) + Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da)
This blend incorporates ALL Fast strains! It's powerful and effective for encouraging energy and a positive, upbeat attitude.
Feliz Hippo is perfect for waking up and motivating your mind - without any yucky feelings of "scatterbrain" 🧠
In-House Hippo Feedback:
"I like this mix!
It did not give me the Zoomies, but a noticeable kick in Energy was definitely present. Great mood and energy booster!"
- Josh Hippo
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
