Pumpkin Patch Hippo

Seasonal 3 Kratom Strain Blend

4.6(58 Reviews)

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Limited Edition

$7.20

Product Image depicting a 1oz bag of Happy Hippo Blended Red Maeng Da, Yellow Maeng Da, and White Bali Kratom Powder (Mitragyna Speciosa). Pumpkin Patch Hippo.

Botanical Facts for a one ounce bag of Happy Hippo Kratom Tea Powder. Serving size, 1 to 2 grams. 112 to 56 servings per container in a 1oz bag. 100% Mytragyna Speciosa Powder, no other ingredients. Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.

Description

Rare 3-Strain Kratom Blend! Pumpkin Patch Hippo!

Limited Edition Seasonal Small Batch Red Maeng Da - Yellow Maeng Da - White Bali Kratom Blend! (Super RARE 3 Strain Kratom Blend!)

Speed: Fast (Happy & Silly Energy)

Pumpkin Patch Hippo is an equal combination of our strains Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da), Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da), and Platinum White Bali (White Bali).

This trio of strains creates a well-rounded balance of Happy Social Energy 😊

Almost all of the Hippo Staff members who tried this blend said they felt like a Social Butterfly! Conversations flowed freely and smoothly with little effort.

We make these limited-edition blends in very small batches to ensure quality and exclusivity. With that being said, they tend to sell out quickly!

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.

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Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

By purchasing this product, you agree to our Terms of Use, which includes mandatory arbitration.

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Ingredient Facts

Shipping & Returns

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Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

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In-House Feedback...

Jamie Hippo (Lovely Fulfillment Manager):

"I took one gram of this blend and it was quite nice!

It wasn't as 'Fast' as I was expecting and had a very good balance of Happy Vibes, Motivation, and Pro-Social (talkative) attributes.

It is not an "in your face" kind of Fast... it is one that just kind of supports you from the background, like a good friend."