Happy Hippo Kratom Energy Shots!
Clean Energy and Mental Efficiency
- Ultra-Fast and Rapid Onset Green Maeng Da Alkaloid
- Contains 50 mg of Mitragynine (Kratom Extract) per bottle
- Caffeine Free
- No more messy powders to mix → zero clean-up
- Easy to store at your desk or gym bag
- A full bottle is equivalent to 5 grams of plain leaf Kratom → enough to get you through the day packed into a single shot.
Exciting Flavors
- Blue Razzle
- Cherry PomPom
- Fruit Punch Party
- Pink Lemon Drop
- Berry PomPom
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Grapelicious
What can you expect from Happy Hippo’s Energy Shots?
You can expect a big energy and strong cognitive boost within about 10 minutes that will last a couple of hours.
You can consider these shots to be an 'Ultra Fast' form of the primary Kratom alkaloids with a very rapid onset.
Just so you know -
Although most customers say that our shots taste better than the majority of similar alternatives out there - people use these shots for the energy and anti-fatigue effects and not for taste.
We are still working on improving the taste (virtually impossible with such a concentrated MIT/7-OH alkaloid) but there's no 'metallic' taste that is common to cheaper Kratom extract shots.
If 'taste' is very important to you, try the Hyper Hippo Flavored Kratom. That one actually tastes good if your serving size is in the 1-5 gram range.
These shots are great for people who live a fast-paced, active lifestyle.
Many fitness enthusiasts actually prefer our Energy Shots to the traditional caffeinated pre-workouts. The acute focus, concentration, and appetite suppression can certainly rival any pre-workout.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Kratom suppliers use this slang term to describe only the most potent Kratom as Maeng Da.
- Back in the day, Thai workers would gather these leaves from Kratom trees that grew deep in the wild jungles of the rainforests.
- Today, farmers designate the title to the leaves picked from trees that provide the most abundant alkaloid content.
- Kratom connoisseurs rave about the potency of Maeng Da, making this a great strain to use before a laborious task or a long workout.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Energy Shot Serving Size
- ½ bottle = 2.5 grams plain leaf Kratom
- 1 bottle = 5 grams plain leaf Kratom
Something to keep in mind - Happy Hippo’s Energy Shots are made with Kratom Extract or Mitragynine Alkaloid, because of this → the potency of this shot is a lot higher than your normal plain leaf kratom powder.