Clean Energy and Mental Efficiency
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Same Extraction Source but New MUCH BETTER Taste! 🤩 (7/14/2023)
- Ultra-Fast and Rapid Onset Green Maeng Da Alkaloid
- Caffeine-Free contains 50mg of Mitragynine (Kratom Extract) per 2 oz bottle
- Shots with Caffeine contain 150mg of Mitragynine
- Sugar-Free
- No more messy powders to mix → zero clean-up
- Easy to store at your desk or gym bag
- Full 2oz bottle (50mg) contains the MIT equivalent to 3-4 grams of MIT found in plain leaf Kratom
- Full 2oz bottle (150mg) contains the MIT equivalent to 9-12 grams of MIT found in plain leaf Kratom
What Can You Expect? (Improved Taste - Let's Go!)
You can expect a big energy and strong cognitive boost within about 10 minutes that lasts a couple of hours.
You can consider these shots to be an 'Ultra Fast' form of the primary Kratom alkaloids with a very rapid onset.
Just so you know -
As of July 14 2023, we can legitimately claim that the flavor in our 2oz Kratom Energy Shot actually tastes pretty good and does not have the 'metallic' or 'alcohol' aftertaste that old school Kratom shots have.
If 'taste' is very important to you, try the Hyper Hippo Flavored Kratom. Our Flavored Plain Leaf actually tastes good if your serving size is in the 1-5 gram range.
Conversely, if 'effects' are most important to you, we recommend our 10mL Kratom Extract Shot (MIT: 60mg / 120mg). The 10mL shots also taste decent (relative to identical highly concentrated extract products on the market) but offer a greater focus on delivering a higher concentration of MIT.
These shots are great for people who live a fast-paced, active lifestyle.
Many fitness enthusiasts actually prefer our Energy Shots to the traditional caffeinated pre-workouts. The acute focus, concentration, and appetite suppression can certainly rival any pre-workout.
As with any Kratom Extract, we suggest that you start with a 1/4 or 1/2 serving size to evaluate effects and impact.
- Return Anything You Don't Like
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- Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Kratom suppliers use this slang term to describe only the most potent Kratom as Maeng Da.
- Back in the day, Thai workers would gather these leaves from Kratom trees that grew deep in the wild jungles of the rainforests.
- Today, farmers designate the title to the leaves picked from trees that provide the most abundant alkaloid content.
- Kratom connoisseurs rave about the potency of Maeng Da, making this a great strain to use before a laborious task or a long workout.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
Kratom Energy Shot Serving Size
- Full 2oz bottle (50mg) contains the MIT equivalent to 3-4 grams of MIT found in plain leaf Kratom
- Full 2oz bottle (150mg) contains the MIT equivalent to 9-12 grams of MIT found in plain leaf Kratom
Something to keep in mind - Happy Hippo’s Energy Shots are made with Kratom Extract or Mitragynine Alkaloid, because of this → the potency of this shot is a lot higher than your normal plain leaf kratom powder.