Blended Red Maeng Da & White Malaysian Kratom Powder
Limited Edition Labor Day Kratom Blend - Workaholic Hippo!
Speed: Super Fast Blend! 💪
Workaholic Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our Kratom strains White Malay (Thunder Hippo) and Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) - two very popular Fast strains!
Thunder Hippo (White Malay) is hands down our FASTEST Leaf. It provides a HUGE boost of Energy and intense Determination!
Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da) is also Fast (Energizing), but it delivers a more subtle, and creatively inspiring Motivation.
Our Hippo Team members reported a balanced resonation of Focus and Contentment.
Well-rounded Red Maeng Da alkaloids paired with the invigorating White Malay, create an Energized and Enthusiastic Work Ethic. Exciting Motivational Vibes for hours to come!
We make these Limited Edition blends in very small batches to ensure quality and exclusivity. With that being said, they tend to sell out quickly!
Keep It Fresh
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA compliant resealable food grade pouch.
- Return Anything You Don't Like
- Silly Fast Shipping
- Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Carefully tested for salmonella, E. coli, and heavy metals.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Happy Hippo Labor Day! 💜
We are taking a brief moment to celebrate our amazing Hippo Team and the fact that we wouldn’t be here without them. 🤗
All of our Hippos are extremely special to us because they work super hard to make our dream a reality.
Dedicated and diligent... we are so grateful for each and every one of you! Thank you for being a part of our family.
Have a Happy Labor Day! 😃