Workaholic Hippo

Red Maeng Da + White Malaysian Kratom Powder

4.7(86 Reviews)

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$4.99 $9.99

Form: Powder

Powder

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Capsules

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Size: 1oz (28g)

1oz (28g)

$4.99 $9.99

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4oz (112g)

$19.99 $35.99

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8oz (224g)

$47.43 $67.90

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1/2 Kilo (500g)

$89.99 $134.89

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1 Kilo (1000g)

$119.99 $204.99

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Description

Buy Blended Red Maeng Da and White Malaysian Kratom Powder

VERY SMALL BATCH AVAILABLE - Best by January 2025

Workaholic Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our Kratom strains White Malay (Thunder Hippo) and Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) - two popular Fast strains!

Thunder Hippo (White Malay) is hands down our FASTEST Leaf. It provides a HUGE boost of energy and intense determination! Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da) is also Fast (Energizing), but it delivers a more subtle, and creatively inspiring motivation.

Our Hippo Team members reported a balanced resonation of focus and contentment.

Well-rounded Red Maeng Da alkaloids and the invigorating White Malay, create an energized and enthusiastic work ethic. Exciting motivational vibes for hours to come!

Keep It Fresh

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

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Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.

Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.

Every Kratom batch is:

Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
Independently 3rd party lab tested.
Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.

Ingredient Facts

Shipping & Returns

Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.

We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
FREE USPS Priority Shipping Orders $100+
FREE UPS 2-Day Shipping Orders $125+

Terms of Use

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.

We do not sell any products with medical claims.
Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.

Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.

Kratom Effects

Super Energy

This strain has a reputation for stimulating motivation, enthusiasm, and clean energy that helps tackle any project!

Joyful Spirit

Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.

Productivity

Feel better about yourself and environment. Associated with feelings of motivating productivity.

Graphic Designed image depicting Puddles the Hippo character and a few hippo friends celebrating Labor Day while enjoying a cup of kratom for energy and doing heavy construction work on the street.

Happy Hippo Labor Day! 💜

We are taking a brief moment to celebrate our amazing Hippo Team and the fact that we wouldn’t be here without them. 🤗

All of our Hippos are extremely special to us because they work super hard to make our dream a reality.

Dedicated and diligent... we are so grateful for each and every one of you! Thank you for being a part of our family.

Have a Happy Labor Day! 😃

Workaholic Hippo

Red Maeng Da + White Malaysian Kratom Powder

Description

Buy Blended Red Maeng Da and White Malaysian Kratom Powder

VERY SMALL BATCH AVAILABLE - Best by January 2025

Keep It Fresh

Happiness Guarantee (Seriously)

Small Batch Kratom (Alkaloid Rich & Pre-Sterilized)

Ingredient Facts

Shipping & Returns

Terms of Use

Kratom Use Disclaimer

Kratom Effects

Super Energy

Joyful Spirit

Productivity

Happy Hippo Labor Day! 💜

Customer Reviews