Workaholic Hippo

Name: Workaholic Hippo
Brand: Happy Hippo Archive
SKU: P-RMDWM-1
Price: 4.99 USD
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.7 (88 reviews)

Red Maeng Da + White Malaysian Kratom Powder

$4.99

$9.99

Form: Powder

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Size: 1oz (28g)

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Description

Buy Blended Red Maeng Da and White Malaysian Kratom Powder

VERY SMALL BATCH AVAILABLE - Best by January 2025

Workaholic Hippo is a 50/50 blend of our Kratom strains White Malay (Thunder Hippo) and Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) - two popular Fast strains!

Thunder Hippo (White Malay) is hands down our FASTEST Leaf. It provides a HUGE boost of energy and intense determination! Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da) is also Fast (Energizing), but it delivers a more subtle, and creatively inspiring motivation.

Our Hippo Team members reported a balanced resonation of focus and contentment.

Well-rounded Red Maeng Da alkaloids and the invigorating White Malay, create an energized and enthusiastic work ethic. Exciting motivational vibes for hours to come!

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Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

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Do not exceed 2 servings per 24-hour period.

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