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- 2 bottles - Sour Apple Kratom Extract Shots 60mg
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- 4 bottles -Â Kratom Energy Shots
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- 1 bottle Kratom Extract Gummies - Cherry Limeade Flavor
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Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa powder in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
FAQs
Over in Southeast Asia, the Mitragyna speciosa (also known as Kratom) tree grows indigenously. The tropical tree grows wild in the rainforests. Recently, local farmers in countries like Indonesia began planting Kratom as a cash crop.
Kratom farms produce and manufacture several strains of Kratom. However, the locals refer to the most potent batches of leaves as âmaeng daââslang for âpimp gradeâ Kratom.
Within the Kratom leaf, a vein runs down the middle and produces offshoots in a pinnate venation pattern. Those veins change colors during their lifespan. They go from white to green to red. When you hear someone calling it Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom, thatâs what they mean.
The Kratom veinâs colors alert the farmer when itâs time to harvestâred leaves are the most mature. However, farmers can pick the leaves at different cycles. The alkaloid profile of each leaf with separate-colored veins differs from one another, providing necessary chemical structures for individualized strains.
While all Maeng Da Kratom is reportedly potent, the potency of Green Maeng Da Kratom makes it a fan favorite. Manufacturers are fond of the strain, too. Green Maeng Da is the typical ingredient used to make Kratom extracts.
Hyper Hippo is our Green Maeng Da Kratom. Here are a few of its most reported Kratom effects.
Common Kratom Effects from Taking Green Maeng Da Kratom:
Pro Social
Hyper Hippo works wonderfully as a mood booster for social excursions. Some say it makes you feel more connected to people. So if you get nervous around others, Green Maeng Da works like a charm.
Super Energy
In the morning, most of us suffer from a sluggish start to our day. But this strain produces a clean energy that keeps those nods at bay. However, itâs not overly stimulating. You donât have to worry much about any uncomfortable jitters.
Workout Boost
Most of us lost access to gyms during the pandemic. Now weight rooms are back open. Yet, itâs still challenging to get back into a routine. Have no fear, though. Take some Hyper Hippo! Youâll be ready to pump some iron in no time.
Start with 1 gram (1 Pink Scoop or 1/2 Teaspoon) to evaluate the effects.
Adjust Kratom Serving Size slowly - increase each serving size by 0.25-0.50 grams each time until you begin to feel the magic.
We always recommend starting LOW and working your way up in small increments. It's better to take 'too little' (no benefits) than 'too much' (temporary irritating effects).
An empty stomach is optimal AND be sure to drink lots of water! Stay Hydrated!
Maeng Da Kratom is typically grown in the country of Indonesia.
Maeng Da is considered the most popular and potent of all Kratom strains.
If you are new to Kratom and trying to figure our where to start â this is it!
People say that taking Green or White Maeng Da in particular is an excellent way to prepare for the gym or other demanding exercises.
Many Kratom (Mitgragyna Speciosa) users prefer to purchase Kratom in powder form.
You can mix it into your favorite beverage or use it to brew Kratom tea.
Kratom powder also enables users to measure out the amount of powder that is right for them.
Kratom Capsules contain a pre-measured amount of Kratom Powder in a vegetarian casing. They are great for people who don't enjoy the naturally bitter taste of Kratom and are convenient for those who live a busy lifestyle.