Relax (Slow Speed) Kratom Strain Bundle!
The Relaxation Kratom Strain Bundle contains some of our most popular slow strains all packed up into one affordable bundle! đ
Slow strains are ideal for relaxation, rejuvenation, and discomfort relief. These are some of the very best we have!
Happy Hippo's Relaxation Bundle includes:
- 1oz Red Dragon Bali (Red Vein Bali Kratom Powder)
- 1oz Royal Golden Bali (Yellow Vein Bali Kratom Powder)
- 1oz Top-Shelf Bali (Green Vein Bali Kratom Powder)
- 1oz Chill Hippo (White Vein Hulu Kratom Powder)
- 1oz Magic Hippo (Red Vein Sumatra Kratom Powder)
- 1oz Smiley Horned Hippo (Red Horn Kratom Powder)
- 1 Gram Measuring Scoop [FREE]
Keep It Fresh
Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
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- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.