The Happy Hippo Happiness Guarantee

This is our commitment to making you Happy.
The Happy Hippo Happiness Guarantee
August 25, 2025
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At Happy Hippo, your happiness is our promise—always.

For nearly two decades, we’ve been Kratom enthusiasts ourselves, so we know exactly what it’s like to be on your side of the journey. Kratom can be life-changing, but finding the right strain often takes a little trial and error.

That’s where we come in, to make sure you never feel alone or stuck. ❤️

1. Return Anything That You Don't Like

You will NEVER get stuck with a batch or strain that you don't like. If something isn't right, please reach out to us. We’ll make it right.

As longtime Kratom consumers, we understand the frustration of spending hard-earned money on something that doesn’t click. That’s why our suppliers and products are held to the very same high standards we’d expect ourselves.

2. Experienced Customer Service Who Use Kratom

Our customer service team isn’t just trained... they are daily Kratom users. That means when you reach out, you’re talking to someone who understands your journey firsthand and can share genuine, helpful guidance to keep you on the right track.

3. Super Fast Shipping (Faster than Amazon!)

We pride ourselves on “Silly Fast” shipping; faster than Amazon in most cases! The majority of orders go out the same business day.

Even during big sales, we guarantee your order will ship within 24–48 hours.

SAME DAY SHIPPING ON PAID ORDERS SUBMITTED BY
M-F: 3 pm MST (5 pm EST) 
SAT: 9 am MST (1 pm EST)

4. Small Batch, Alkaloid-Rich Kratom

Every batch of Happy Hippo Kratom is packaged with care, lab-tested for purity, pre-sterilized, and 100% pesticide-free. We’re proudly certified by the American Kratom Association’s GMP standards, because your peace of mind matters.

Updated 8/25/25

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Article Comments

9 Comments
alan nesta

i like uspo for shipping. i didnt see it when checking out

Paul Radzavicz

It would be helpful to mark capsules to differentiate strains from each other. Such as a dot or something similar. I have spilled my capsules and could not tell one from the other.

Ladonya A Carrier

Super excited to try it out

Lauren Colacicco

I’VE BOUGHT HAPPY HIPPO KRATOM IN THE PAST , ITS ALWAYS
BEEN AMAZING! I WILL SAY IN VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE PACKING AND EXCITED ABOUT MY ENERGY KRATOM BUNDLE!
I JUST RECEIVED MY PACKAGE IN THE MAIL! THE KRATOM IS SO FRESH ¡ I RECEIVED 3 SAMPLES WITH MY
HAPPY HIPPO TUMBLER, 2 PINK
SCOOPS SO I CAN MEASURE CORRECTLY, THE KRATOM SHOT, I CAN’T EDIT TO TRY THE THUNDER HIPPO. I NEVER HAD IT BEFORE I’M EXCITED TO USE THE KRATOM STRAIN LOG, WHAT A GREAT IDEA TO ADD!!
I AM HAPPY AS A HIPPO!
THANK YOU SO MUCH,
LAUREN COLACICCO