Kratom Review: White Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)

In this article we review of the White Vein Malay Kratom Strain (also known as Thunder Hippo), providing you with insight into its benefits, effects, and our personal experiences associated with this type of kratom.

Featured Image of Puddles the Hippo character representing the Happy Hippo Product White Malay Kratom Powder (Thunder Hippo)
April 13, 2021
4 min read

Howdy Partner! This is a Quick-one!

Quickdraw Puddles (that's Me) certainly does not mean to indicate this Story will be short-lived.

The FASTEST Kratom for sale Online is White Malay Kratom (THUNDER HIPPO).

Puddles isn't surprised to see all Fast Strains in the Top 3.

But how is White Vein Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo) on the podium as one of the best Kratom Strains for sale instead of Red or Yellow vein Maeng Da?

ONE REASON — White Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo) is the Fastest Kratom Leaf on Planet Earth.

White Vein Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)
Happy Hippo's #1 Non-Maeng Da Kratom
(Clean Energy - Without the Jitters!)


The Best-Sold Kratom Strains Online are 'Fast'

(Young Humans, 21-34 Years, prefer to buy the Fast Kratom Experience)

"Live Fast - Die Young"

This saying is catchy but Puddles prefers → Live Fast - Live Long.

If you had to take a wild guess, you may think most Hippo Clients are over 45 years old since they have a higher chance of being Hippies. (Kratom Tree Huggers)

In reality -

  • 60% of Hippo Clients are between ages 21 and 34.
  • 15% of Hippo Clients are between ages 35 and 45.
  • 25% of Hippo Clients are between ages 46 and 100.

Most Buy Fast Kratom Strains because they are the best for Stimulation or Productivity.

In addition, Fast Strains also help Humans to possess a Pro-Social Vibe or "Air".

An elevated sense of Awareness or Mental and Physical Energy pays dividends regardless of Age.

However White Vein Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo), the Fastest Kratom Leaf, is not the standard recommendation for a Newbie that writes us a letter asking:

What is the Best Happy Hippo Kratom Powder for Deep Relaxation and Physical Discomfort?

Without a shadow of a doubt that has to go to a Slow Kratom Leaf such as Red Sumatra (Magic Hippo)

(Puddles favorite Kratom Product = Red Sumatra (Magic Hippo)

As we learned, Hippos (age: 21-34) dominate the ranks.

This demographic has the most Energy and they want even more Energy.

Fast Kratom Leaf will forever remain King.

Fun Fact: Puddles Hippo is 6 Years old and he actually prefers the Slow and Moderate Leafs.


How Do We Know White Malay (Thunder Hippo) is Really High-Quality Leaf?

Maeng Da Kratom Powder is always a strong kratom Strain purchase.

So - Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) and White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo) are expected be at the top.

White Malay Kratom Leaf is not popular at all outside of Happy Hippo, yet it is a dominate Kratom Strain.

By logic, Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo and Yellow Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo) should also be More Popular than White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo).

Puddles did the research on the Kratom Industry at-large (Facts applicable to all Kratom Vendors and these are the findings:

    • Malaysian Kratom is WAY-LESS-POPULAR than all Maeng Da Strains.
    • Bali Kratom is the 2nd Most Popular Kratom Tea and its Benefits are enjoyed about 4 times as often as Malay Kratom.
    • Green Malay Kratom is actually 20 times more searched on the Internet than White Malaysian.
      * That's like saying Green Malay (Elite Elephant) is 20 times more popular than White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo).

Buy Kratom Online from a Vendor that learns the in's-and-out's of this magical Kratom Plant by listening to your feedback.

Happy Hippo Herbals is an entirely different world and we hope you enjoy living in it with us.

The highest-quality Kratom Strains will always rise to the top at Happy Hippo, regardless of their Vein Color or Origin.

Fast Strains (especially Fast, non-Maeng Da Leaf) are notorious for aggravating nerves.
We proceed very cautiously before releasing a Fast Strain.
Thunder is fantastic.


What to Expect from White Malay (Thunder Hippo)

(White Malay Kratom's Effects, Reviewed!)

Clean Energy. More Clean Energy. Even More Clean Energy.

Clean Enthusiasm. More Clean Enthusiasm. Even More Clean Enthusiasm!

Most the find Energy and Enthusiasm in Fast Strains.

We are strictly talking about non-Kratom Extract products. Buy natural Kratom powder for the clean Energy.

White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) comes from a natural Kratom Tree and is as Fast as it gets.

The ideal Fast Kratom Experience promotes Productivity, Motivation, and a real desire to Socialize.

An innate desire to "Clean Your Room" is a hallmark of positive Physical Energy from White Malay.

Cleaning-up your surroundings or environment is therapeutic so in an inadvertent way Fast Leaf can make you Happy just like Slow Leaf!

If you're a newbie to White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) we suggest considering a lower serving size for starters.

Fast Kratom Powder can require a lower Kratom Serving Size.

There IS such a thing as too much Energy and Puddles likes to refer to this as "Jitterbugs"!

You can all but guarantee to avoid these nerves by keeping your Kratom Powder serving size low.

How much to Take as a complete Newbie?

  • New Kratom Users (Or, Anyone inexperienced with Fast Kratom Strains) Start here:
    • Totally New Female Hippos = Start @ 0.50 Gram, or less
    • Totally New Male Hippos = Start @ 1.00 Gram

Remember, one-size-doesn't-fit-all, determining your serving size can be a process of trial and error.

'How Much Kratom Should I Use' is a never ending question.

"Less is More"

It is always better to take 'too little' than too much.

Infographic depicting several kratom strains from the Happy Hippo Herbals Kratom Effects: Kratom Strain Chart
Only Kratom Online Faster than White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo)

Where can You Buy White Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)?

Fast is the most popular type of Kratom Strain in the United States.

  • White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) will always be close to #1.

If you rotate multiple Happy Hippo Kratom Powders, odds are - at least half are Fast Strains.

Hint: Buy Kratom at Happy Hippo!

Since White Vein Malay's alkaloid content differs considerably from Maeng Da, it will allow you to have a well-rounded Kratom Rotation that is not dependent on Maeng Da for Energy.

White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) is quite simply a stand-out Leaf.

(We could not have predicted White Vein Malay's popularity upon release in 2018)

Puddles gets that question fairly often.

Buckle-up and enjoy White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo)The Best Kratom Online for Energy!

Your Fastest Friend,

~ Quickdraw Puddles Hippo

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Article Comments

Obi - a Hippo Force For Good In a Dark World

We don’t need more devils or more things to lead us down a dark path. There is way too much of that already. Let’s be a force for good. A force for healing. When Obi was a younger Hippo of only 3 or 4 he spent much time with a secret group of hippo monks who taught him this valuable lesson – “What you focus on grows”

…..a word to the wise

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James Chavez

hi guys ive been a long time customer and I love your company very much ,I also like that you have descriptions of the products affects no other companys do this anyways I used thunder hippo for about a year it was strong and fast and great for [discomfort-relief] and I used it every day. I work I walk up to 12 miles a day in my job so energy is a must and pain is apart of it .recently you ran out of that anyways your new batch of thunder was not consistant with your last batch which is a real drag I really love the thunder .I also know I use everyday but results were always the same even after a year it worked the same every time so im not complaining im just sad so ive tried a few new ones and found the yellow Vietnam works almost as good as the old thunder thank you for all you do this was not a complaint its a thank you letter looking forward to new strains hope theres more in the future .much love and respect team hippo I have done my best to show people your web site .blessings jameson

Mike C

Hey Kelly,

Haha that’s awesome :P

The devil emoji is this this one: (prob wont show up) (devil)

- Mike C


Kelly Maristany

Devil Hippo Emoji…


Mike C

Whoops also forgot to mention – you’re a really good artist. Maybe draw some more? I’d love to see them.

The HappyHippo blog is such a positive place. Pleaseee send an email out telling everyone to join! With examples of us posting. I’d join after reading some of these posts.

Wouldn’t you; what do you guys and girls think?