Kratom Review: White Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)

In this article we review of the White Vein Malay Kratom Strain (also known as Thunder Hippo), providing you with insight into its benefits, effects, and our personal experiences associated with this type of kratom.

Featured Image of Puddles the Hippo character representing the Happy Hippo Product White Malay Kratom Powder (Thunder Hippo)

April 13, 2021

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By Puddles Hippo

Howdy Partner! This is a Quick-one!

Quickdraw Puddles (that's Me) certainly does not mean to indicate this Story will be short-lived.

The FASTEST Kratom for sale Online is White Malay Kratom (THUNDER HIPPO).

Hyper Hippo is #1 Most Sold. (Green Maeng Da)
Rockstar Hippo is #2 Most Sold. (White Maeng Da)
Thunder Hippo is #3 Most Sold. (White Malay Kratom)

Puddles isn't surprised to see all Fast Strains in the Top 3.

But how is White Vein Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo) on the podium as one of the best Kratom Strains for sale instead of Red or Yellow vein Maeng Da?

ONE REASON — White Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo) is the Fastest Kratom Leaf on Planet Earth.

White Vein Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)
Happy Hippo's #1 Non-Maeng Da Kratom
(Clean Energy - Without the Jitters!)

The Best-Sold Kratom Strains Online are 'Fast'

(Young Humans, 21-34 Years, prefer to buy the Fast Kratom Experience)

"Live Fast - Die Young"

This saying is catchy but Puddles prefers → Live Fast - Live Long.

If you had to take a wild guess, you may think most Hippo Clients are over 45 years old since they have a higher chance of being Hippies. (Kratom Tree Huggers)

In reality -

60% of Hippo Clients are between ages 21 and 34.
15% of Hippo Clients are between ages 35 and 45.
25% of Hippo Clients are between ages 46 and 100.

Most Buy Fast Kratom Strains because they are the best for Stimulation or Productivity.

In addition, Fast Strains also help Humans to possess a Pro-Social Vibe or "Air".

An elevated sense of Awareness or Mental and Physical Energy pays dividends regardless of Age.

However White Vein Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo), the Fastest Kratom Leaf, is not the standard recommendation for a Newbie that writes us a letter asking:

What is the Best Happy Hippo Kratom Powder for Deep Relaxation and Physical Discomfort?

Without a shadow of a doubt that has to go to a Slow Kratom Leaf such as Red Sumatra (Magic Hippo)

(Puddles favorite Kratom Product = Red Sumatra (Magic Hippo)

As we learned, Hippos (age: 21-34) dominate the ranks.

This demographic has the most Energy and they want even more Energy.

Fast Kratom Leaf will forever remain King.

Fun Fact: Puddles Hippo is 6 Years old and he actually prefers the Slow and Moderate Leafs.

How Do We Know White Malay (Thunder Hippo) is Really High-Quality Leaf?

Maeng Da Kratom Powder is always a strong kratom Strain purchase.

So - Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) and White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo) are expected be at the top.

White Malay Kratom Leaf is not popular at all outside of Happy Hippo, yet it is a dominate Kratom Strain.

By logic, Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo and Yellow Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo) should also be More Popular than White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo).

Puddles did the research on the Kratom Industry at-large (Facts applicable to all Kratom Vendors and these are the findings:

Malaysian Kratom is WAY-LESS-POPULAR than all Maeng Da Strains.
Bali Kratom is the 2nd Most Popular Kratom Tea and its Benefits are enjoyed about 4 times as often as Malay Kratom.
Green Malay Kratom is actually 20 times more searched on the Internet than White Malaysian.
* That's like saying Green Malay (Elite Elephant) is 20 times more popular than White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo).

Buy Kratom Online from a Vendor that learns the in's-and-out's of this magical Kratom Plant by listening to your feedback.

Happy Hippo Herbals is an entirely different world and we hope you enjoy living in it with us.

The highest-quality Kratom Strains will always rise to the top at Happy Hippo, regardless of their Vein Color or Origin.

Fast Strains (especially Fast, non-Maeng Da Leaf) are notorious for aggravating nerves.
We proceed very cautiously before releasing a Fast Strain.
Thunder is fantastic.

What to Expect from White Malay (Thunder Hippo)

(White Malay Kratom's Effects, Reviewed!)

Clean Energy. More Clean Energy. Even More Clean Energy.

Clean Enthusiasm. More Clean Enthusiasm. Even More Clean Enthusiasm!

Most the find Energy and Enthusiasm in Fast Strains.

We are strictly talking about non-Kratom Extract products. Buy natural Kratom powder for the clean Energy.

White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) comes from a natural Kratom Tree and is as Fast as it gets.

The ideal Fast Kratom Experience promotes Productivity, Motivation, and a real desire to Socialize.

An innate desire to "Clean Your Room" is a hallmark of positive Physical Energy from White Malay.

Cleaning-up your surroundings or environment is therapeutic so in an inadvertent way Fast Leaf can make you Happy just like Slow Leaf!

If you're a newbie to White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) we suggest considering a lower serving size for starters.

Fast Kratom Powder can require a lower Kratom Serving Size.

There IS such a thing as too much Energy and Puddles likes to refer to this as "Jitterbugs"!

You can all but guarantee to avoid these nerves by keeping your Kratom Powder serving size low.

How much to Take as a complete Newbie?

New Kratom Users (Or, Anyone inexperienced with Fast Kratom Strains) Start here:

Totally New Female Hippos = Start @ 0.50 Gram, or less
Totally New Male Hippos = Start @ 1.00 Gram

Remember, one-size-doesn't-fit-all, determining your serving size can be a process of trial and error.

'How Much Kratom Should I Use' is a never ending question.

"Less is More"

It is always better to take 'too little' than too much.

Infographic depicting several kratom strains from the Happy Hippo Herbals Kratom Effects: Kratom Strain Chart

Only Kratom Online Faster than White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo)

Where can You Buy White Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)?

Fast is the most popular type of Kratom Strain in the United States.

White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) will always be close to #1.

If you rotate multiple Happy Hippo Kratom Powders, odds are - at least half are Fast Strains.

Hint: Buy Kratom at Happy Hippo!

Since White Vein Malay's alkaloid content differs considerably from Maeng Da, it will allow you to have a well-rounded Kratom Rotation that is not dependent on Maeng Da for Energy.

White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) is quite simply a stand-out Leaf.

(We could not have predicted White Vein Malay's popularity upon release in 2018)

Puddles gets that question fairly often.

Buckle-up and enjoy White Vein Malay (Thunder Hippo) — The Best Kratom Online for Energy!

Your Fastest Friend,

~ Quickdraw Puddles Hippo

Article Comments

43 Comments

Mike C July 23, 2019

Also some suggestions from me and two friends who read but dont post (they read my comments if theyre with me and im posting/chilling before we all go out when im online/on social media /etc)

be cool to subscribe to comments/posts so that we get notifications whenever someone comments :)

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[b][b]+ the emoji’s (when you click the smiley button) don’t work half the time – i really wanna post a devil one!
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+send an email out letting all the happy hippo’s know that we have an [b][u][i]active[/i][/u][/b] blog comment section with great advice from each of our personal experiences :) most importantly: [b][u][i]its SUPER positive![/i][/u][/b]

sparknote version:
1) + subscribe to comments/posts :)
[i]2) + emojis? :) (half serious)[/i]
3) + email hippos about blog commenting :)

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- mike c <3

Mike C July 23, 2019

write a blog post about Pleasant Green Hippo or White Horned Rhino and email it to you, Puddles, if you want?[/b] [i]While sticking to the format you Hippo’s write in, and using “discomfort-relief” terms, etc.[/i]

Might be interesting to read, even if you don’t post — or might be interesting/insightful to ADD to a new post? :)

(heart) let me know! :3

- Mike C 8)

Mike C July 23, 2019

Hey Obi, thanks for the input. :) Yeah Pleasant Green Hippo is perfect. As for Sky to Roaring White and Dont to Viet Golden, I think whatever Puddles changes the name too doesn’t matter much because-

-have you ever tried a strain and didn’t like it, but stuck with it because of the name? Exactly haha :)

I tried White Horned Rhino and it became my favorite strain – if it was called ‘Brown Deer’ (lmao) I’d still LOVE it just the same. (heart) :)

White bali from a different company (they don’t have names for their kratom) I ended up LOVING, and me and my friends ended up calling it “White Panda”. 8)

It’s more about getting Hippo’s to [b]TRY[/b] strains rather than marketing names.

fact: @Puddles – the most effective way of me trying strains I don’t normally order much has been these blog posts. They work REALLY WELL. Especially for my beginner Hippo friends – I point them here. :) [/u][/b][/quote] 8)

- Mike C

Obi Wan Hippo Nobi - Jedi Master, Gifted In the Ways of The Force July 22, 2019

For those bold enough to try OBWHN’s secret Sumatra recipe known amongst the heard as JUNGLE FEVER ( as these strains come to us via Puddles from deep, deep in the Sumatra Jungle}

44% Pleasant, 32% Magic, 24% Sky
*Come on its simple take whatever the total amount of blend you would like and multiple by .44, .32 and .24
for instance for 2.5g of Jungle Fever = 2.5 × .44 of Pleasant, 2.5 × .32 of Magic and 2.5 × .24 of Sky.

Why does Obi Wan use percentages instead of equal parts of strains?? Because he’s a Jedi Damn It!!!

If you try it let us know what you think.

Obi Wan Hippo Nobi July 22, 2019

Puddles I agree with Mike C. on the name. I think Pleasant fits that strain perfectly. Not to mention you made two mistakes already by changing the name from Sky to “Roaring White” and DONG to Viet Golden. Oh, how much playful banter we had with that Dong. And it is a favorite of a lot my fellow Hippo friends who can’t seem to get enough Dong. Not sure why you reversed course on this slickly named strain, but just so you know, we all still call it Dong ;)

Now back to the Pleasant. Yes, I agree with Mike you need to do a more detailed blog about Pleasant. We also need to make sure that people see fellow Hippos comments, as well as getting more Hippos to post their experiences. Pleasant fits the Green Sumatra perfectly. From my notes on Pleasant: Soothing, relaxing, and mood lifting with a nice, smooth, even-balanced energy. This is a “feel good” pro- social strain with a peaceful, soothing vibe. Pleasant – No Doubt!!